'Cowboy..shelf life'

.. the only cowboy with a shelf life of 2000 years..

..but in reality..

From Snopes:"Twinkies have a shelf life of twenty-five days, not seven years, and certainly not fifty years. Even so, twenty-five days is an unusually long time for a baked product to stay fresh. The secret to Twinkies' longevity is their lack of dairy ingredients — because dairy products are not part of the formula, Twinkies spoil much more slowly than other bakery items."

..so this cowboy can kick the bucket and become a cream-filled rider-in-the sky fairly quickly..

Crayons,Acrylic,P.shop - Summer 2001