'Claw Shredder - CRAB'chuck'

The Turtle's arch nemesis 'The Shredder' had proven time and time again how much of a madman he really is. That lunacy runs so deep into the Foot Clan.. it wouldn't be til' many battles later that the Ninja turtles would discover just how insane Oroku Saki's ambitions really were. The Shredder literally puts himself into his work.The Foot's geneticists were constantly looking for ways to ensure Saki's legacy and kitchen harware. Harnessing the natural cloning and adaptive abilitiies of common earth worms yet manipulating then to take on a hive mentaliy to take on differant forms..the Geneticists created a self-healing and regenerating race of bio-super worms. Combined with their twisted mutation experiments, various DNA's (including that of their :beloved" leader)..they managed to create 3 mutant 'clones'of the Shredder. A feisty n' nasty 'Mini-Shredder',a behemoth 'Four-armed Shredder',.. and an awful shelled version known as the

CLAW Shredder ..

go figure..(go fish..)!!

"Created in the Foot Genetics Lab, this Shredder clone has been crossed and enhanced with crustacean DNA, giving it monstrous claw hands and a crabby attitude! With its cybernetic claw glove giving it added firepower, you'd better put your protective bib on - this is one lobster-lobed villain that refuses to go down easy! These are claws that won't be cracked open - but will do the cracking!"

Soon ,this great little seafood place..wasn't so great. After a vicious battle in the lab with the Turtles.. the Turte's proved once again they aren't to be crossed by any midget,arachnid, or crustacean clones. The battle had the clones in 'Shreds' and left the Foot Janitorial Division with a wormy mess on their hands and the aftermath of a very LARGE explosion. The Claw Shredder took a lobster lobbed dive in to the deep,deep boiler ready to be served up as the next dinner entrée at the local 'Foot Clan Crab Shack'.

Claw Shred has crabs.. but he also's got worms. And only one thing on his cloned, pop-corn shrimp, pea brain..REVENGE !!

Perhaps Raphael chose the wrong greasy-spoon to sink his teeth into a cod,anchovie,n' oyster pizza. Suddenly ..a loud crash behind the bar and couple waiters' aprons were snipped short. This was SNOW CRAB.. ('NO CRAB'..getit ??)..it was CLAW !! And when those beady,buggy,water-lobbed eyes sees Raph's Red bandana he see's red.. and he' sea's food (..you GOT that one, doncha !!).

Who will win this butter,tarter,baked 'tater, buffet battle at the Pawtucket Party House..!?

Tempers are flaring ..and Claw has a score to settle..the Foots' Lobster Lunatic is on the loose. He want's to throw this Shrimpy Turtle on the barby.

But if you know Ralph ..he ain' about to let some Crabby Crux ruin his Shrimp Scampie Special Me Time. This is Raph's time..!! He's ready to rumble with this Jumbo Shrimp and a side of onions !!

Hope ya all saved room for our award winnin' Kalimari Cake ..served up by our honoured chef ; Cap'n Mossback !!

..Congratulations!!.. you are now officially allergic to puns ..i do it tho' .. cuz i'm shellfish !!

(Ugg.. now you know why i don't eat crustaceans. Scuse' me ..i gotta vomit date with my doggie bag.)

..inks,watercolours,magic marker,design markers,crayons,colour pencils and Ph.shop,Tarter Sauce - 6, September 2005