'Dr.Mario - Fever'

Dr.Mario Suggests :: 'Help Stop the spread of INFECTION !! Wash Yir Hands after every Plumbing job !!'

The Mizdec-Dragon Plumber Aliens of Qudrant 12 in the 8th Spiral Flushwhawrl of the Koppingway Galaxy on the planet WART ..well they didn't listen .. they didn't wash their hands (or claws in the Dragon's case) before or after work ..or even after using the bathroom ..(gross!! ~~**). Well they got real sick.. and the developed the most heinous
of all alien viruses.. that's right.. the dreaded 'FEVER' Virus !!

N' ya know what happened ?! THEY DIED !! YES !! ALL THE DRAGONS DIED ..CUZ THEY DIDN'T WASH THEIR HANDS WITH GOOD SOAP AND WATER AFTER USING THE CAN !! SHAME SHAME SHAME ~~**!!

Now Fever and all his grimey pals are on a rocket-ship headed straight for the Mushroom Kingdom ..the crisis is only beginning. Princess Peach declared a royal declaration on delcaring a royal decree that all fungus and Koopas are required by law to wash their hands and claws ..(or whatever they wipe themselves with..) before returning to work at the palace or in plotting to destroy the Kingdom or Kill Mario or whatever..blahblahblah..after going to the bathroom or handling raw Cheep-Cheeps & Trouters.. or whatever .. ~~**

FEVER is very contagious and perhaps the most evil of all the alien viruses. Indications you have Fever (n' not just 'a' fever) :: include nausea,bloating,constipation,diarrhea, and an uncontained urge to do the jitterbug. There is also a high 98.99999999999999999999999999999999909099966699996666666666% that you will almost die maybe ..maybe not ..so it's pretty seriosu, dude !! Like come'on !! Lookit' that mug there..he's like a little dragon.. n' look at them nasty teeth.. eeww, Lordy-lordy look who's 40 .. degrees !! My GAW-ED .. YIR SICK ALREADY !!

.. So Fight Bac !!

..Wash your hands after using the toilet..

&

take yir Megavitamins !!

..the best known cure with Megavitamins is to catch Fever with three red in a row to put out Fever's ferver n' fire with a health chain-reaction!! This and washing your hands with a nice anti-bac soap (frequently..)will make sure Fever doesn't spread to others..

..now go wash up.. your fingers smell like poo!! That's breedin' ground for Fever right there,dustbuster !! !! GO GO GO WASH !!

 

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- 27 June 2006

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