'Dr.Mario - Weird'

..Bird-Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest..it's not funny. The Mushroom Kingdom's biggest threat comes from it's smallest invaders from another world. The war on the fungus world has left thousands of Retainers and Goombas deathly ill .. (and with a terrible rash on-..well ya know ..).

Helping lead the plague is the Weird virus. Bulbous n' bold,squishy n' spikey.. Weirds attack the central 'weirdness' system. Weirdar TM Specrtomitors used by Doctor Plumber professionals in the feild tell us that if you're a schizophrenic snapper with an inability to to avoid nervous twitches and insatiable lusts around poultry products glazed with carrot juice ..cod-liver oil and onions,a pop-artist with a passion for illustrating viruses, are a middle aged woman discovering your recent affliction with A.D.D.,or are a teenager.. there is a good chance you have the 'Weird' Virus. Most cases aren't normal .. and there is a good chance of infection amoungst snappers intimate with empty cereal boxes and bed-wetters (this is in no indication of tOkKa's bed-wetting problem ..this is just a general indication ..'cuz like if tOkK really did..ya know wet his bedding .. i mean.. ya right,like he's gonna tell ya about it here !! ..

Please,George Foreman Grill-friend ..).

Ummm..

.. So Fight Bac !!

..take yir Megavitamins !!

..this is only known cure against 'Weird'..chain-reactions and three yellows in a row will send the Weird's pricklie ills packing. And will give all mushrooms some healthy bed rest.

Or healthy bed-wetting..

.. o' never mind !! Look ..i ain' on trail here.. i just draw the stuff.. pour my heart out n' make this crap up as i go along. All this talk of carrot juice.

Gawd i have to pee !!

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- 27 June 2006