'dreams of fuN-KAY-toW-eL ..'

..on a less than perfect weekend ..late at night ..

..in the hypocritical city that "NEVER SINS"..

..seedier underbelly of tOkKa's belly needs to sleep and dream.. of less seeier buns and seedier times.

Happier times and more hopeful times. About cockroaches and toilet kings, and hunkier ;less-chunkier fat kids who played in 'Stand By Me' and the secret identity of the human cockroach hero will always remain secret uponce tOkKa's beaky lips.

.. and as tOkKa sets to sleep.. he dreams..of roaches and buggy bugs and the rusty center stage in Joe's Apartment.

This was 1996 y'all ..Sex,bugs and Rock n' Roll..

..stale underwear was my drug .. and all the chicks digged me ..(ok ..they were pigeons..alright.. !!)

.. catchin' the surf down in the sewers of NYC.. everything was dirty ..and everythings was free.

Yeh..this is the life !! Come on baby.. show me yir thorax !!

Dun' gonna beat up dude that was macin' on my pupa's mama !!

..you just so happy..them feelers never felt so good ticklin' my sewer soaked souls.. 'Gitchy Gitchy Goo!!'

O'yeh.. comeone Mr.Sandman..this one's for the roachs that were Mercilessly flushed out to Coney Island

..i drop the drawers.. wrap m' favourite towel 'round my waist.. give the wink n' leg up to Ralph n' Rodney as i get ready to sing a hanting rendition of :"Funky Towel" ..
as written by Kevin Weist and John Payson and originally Performed by the Roach Chorus..(tOkKa on backup toilet vocals).

The crowd grows deathly ill ..as i bring my vocal chords up to the microphone to sing this sh6t.. ..den as a parT-EH..goes in dah STANKY HiZZOUZE.. the crowd all sings along n' it goez like diz' ..::

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Funky towel..

Towel's got the funk
Funky towel..

Towel's got the funk

Baby I got the love
Baby I got the power

Come on, girl and rock my world
And my funky towel

Funky towel
Towel's got the funk..

Funky towel
Towel's got the funk..

Baby got to love
Baby got to howl..

Let's get down to party town
And my funky towel..

Thick and funky
Steamin' up the dancefloor..

Get on up and shake that thang..

Everybody gettin' what they ask for
Everybody, everybody sang..

Sing, sing sing...

..-- click here if you wish to join the roaches n' sing along --..

..gimmee a slice of that urinal cake before i go ..

..then tOkKie slowly falls fast..fast into a deep,deep sleep and has a very dirty ..but happy dream.

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Crayons,colour pencil,magic marker,inks, Ph.Shop,Roach Guts,Raid
.. Roach Chorus appearing courtious and exclusively from 'Punkasspunk'.. !! - 27 February 2005