'Gizmo - Manic Mogwai !!'

I TOLD YA.. DON'T GET ME WET !! "

..start spreadin' the Rules..

.. you'd think those silly humans would get it right.. NO Water.. NO Bright Lights.. NO food after midnight.. how many friggin' reminders they need.. ??

..may as well pack up n' head right back to China-Town .. right now !!

..first time around poor Mogwai ..( the ancient and mysterious race ,harbinger of Gremlins.. ),Gizmo lumped in a backpack ..a quick n' wild race in Barbie's Dream car and the Grizzly Gremlin Gang and the Skunky ,Stripe' are goop.. 5 years later and a a scientific abduction as Giz trapped in the Super-power high rise of the magnificent developer and bajillionaire 'Mr.Clamp' ..but there's alotta trauma invoved and the alotta mechandise bein' spawned as well as new Greml-ish.. but what can ya do..??

Ya grab yir buddy ;Billy and his best gal Pal ;Kate.. n' get souped up like Sylvester Stallone ..and Mogwai goes out for first blood.. or first goop .. or whatever it is flowin' thru' those green goober muta-freeks' veigns (..prolly boogers).

Whatever it takes..it takes skills ..n' muscle.. Mogwai; Gizmo is the ONLY good guy with the guts and the grapes to deliver the goods to those grass-assy (but cleaverly stylish ..and ever so talented Gremlins..)..

..if there is a 'Three' or a 3 or whatever..rest assured Gizmo will be back,buff,bulleted n' ready to go.. third times a charm ..but to all his fan-girl fanatics.. when ya come to Giz's hotel room set to shower him with kisses n' gifts.. DON'T "SHOWER" HIM !! ..just slow down..take a couple deep breaths ..and ya know.. hand it to him.. 'gentle-like' ..com'on.. !!

As far as the kisses.. beware .. there's still a green-gobblin Diva on the loose.. and pending

particulars of current husband's life span and divorce ..well .. you never know.. Gizmo's still a pretty big bachelor in Holly Wood,honies.. n' ya never know..she's known to get a little crazy n' may be packin' heat lookin' for a new love intrest.

Ok..maybe it'll just be Super Soaker.. also known as an instant Mogwai baby-maker.. ya just never know.. and ya just never can be too careful !!

So ..FOLLOW THE RULES .. n' you'll be fine..

.. yeh sure ..

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