'Stewie's Dancing Doomsday Bear of Doom for Sexy Parties'

Perhaps the next incarnation of the great Rex Harrison .. or perhaps the twisted design and prophecy of an antichrist.. Stewart Griffin has set the world's record for most accomplished;aspiring world-dictator under the age of three.However no matter how many lands he conquers,minds he enslaves,or ransoming trillions in exchange for release of the globe's nuclear arsenals .. his greatest accomplishment shall be the uppance of his former & cursed ovarian Bastille..also known as 'Mommy' or 'Lois' as the Fat Man calls her. The twisted little game that has become 'raising Stewie' or 'the attemt for Lois's agonising defeat and matriarchal downfall' turns into a riot that is the 'Griffins'. I mean..it's not that he's trying to "kill her"..it's just that he "doesn't want her to be alive anymore". Fortunatly or unfortunatly ,Stewie still needs his mommy..and it's only when she is gone that he truly..(dare anyone mention this or your life is forfeit) '..misses her. Another thorn is the 'dog' while at times..Brian Griffin is the only member of the family smart enough to see thru' the terranical toddler's sick little game's.. once in awhile ..the dog has become an unlikely ally forming a a less-than dynamic duo and song & dance routine. Stewie still is very much a brain of mush in many aspects. Even a baby-genius still has his fears..and the confusions of the world and a rebel's yell have allowed him to turn quite a few heads (he's been known to swing both ways)..but don't be suprised if you see Stewie and his Teddy Bear Lacky ,Rupert.. in the company of some very randy boys..(wouldn't it be marvelous if he turned out to be a homosexual??)..

Stewie is also known for his very sexy parties .. this particular dancing bear is packing more in his thong than the Mentos Stew packs in his Huggies. This very cuddly & sexy creation is a terror toy loaded with a 299-kiloton fission device..with enough nuclear radioactive power to destroy over 1/2 the globe. So it's simple..Give into Stewie's demands now or ,with the simple push of a button : be destroyed..the party's over.. game over, man. What a party-pooper!! Speaking of that.. summin' smells real funny..and i think someone's in need of a diaper change !!

..CRAYON,Acrylic,inks, P.shop.. - 17 July 2004