"Spotted Underground ! " by Flat Rat

**Flatrat ::

I was coming back across the river using my usual route, through the Metro tunnels, and ran into this guy, again! I've seen him in the storm drains before, and we have a nodding acquaintance. (that is to say he hasn't tried to kill me yet!) He was coming down a street access ladder and turned towards me just as I got near on the catwalk.

I was stunned: I had no idea he was hiding such a horse cock under that shell. It was still dripping and he asked me if I'd like a taste. I said, "That's quite a slab! Where's it just been?"

He smiled and said he'd just come from a party with four other Turtle buddies of his. He added that even though he felt a little "milked out", I might be able to squeeze a little more out of him, if I worked really hard at it! I laughed.

I said, "Naw, maybe some other time." "I'll keep that in mind!", he said, and loped off down the catwalk towards the other side of the river.

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" HOLY SHIPMENT OF PREMIUM QUACKERS !!

TOKKA'S A HUMMER SENSUAL !! OHMGuh !!

FTW SCALIE FBI BYOBB BBQ KGB!! HOLY SPITTOOIE !!

I FEEL LIKE'A FULL MILLION DOLLAR FLOUNDER MONTY THANKS TO YOU, FLAT !!"

- 2009