'IrdieDirdieBirdie-FEET'

..on th' Road of Life..there are Passengers n' there are Pedestrians..

.. accordin' to the "Triple S.S.S.Britt Automotive S.O.S. Book of 2004" .. 99.9 % of all percentages were based on the triple percent and 5 cents off the cent of a buck n' a quarter and 33 cents off Shake n' Bake. Leaving 55.9 % percent 'a one cent ..10 cent.. stickin' their pennies of their bumms n' sniffin' their fingers for the scent (all these truly false statistics are based on a percentage of what came out my arse last night).

The book also indicates disturbing trends in fatalities.. (Non- 'Mortal Kombat' of coarse..) of the furry-ER kind (non- Der Fuhrer related.. but some of the drivers might as well have been road-Nazis..) !!

Roadkill ..yes ..roadkill ..when ya pickin' up roadkill you are gonna face::armadillo on the half shell,great green gobs of greasy,grimy, gopher guts n mutilated monkey meat..n' irdy tirdy birdy feet.

'Coarse.. 'Krunchy' the Krispy Bird ain' worried about none of that.. for some reason ..the little blue canary just hit the big time. Nuclear radiation WORKS !! And this time ..the lil' bird ain' so little n' is bigger a bird than the sunny side of a Sesame Street bun. He'd always been an early bird.. but this time ..it paid off !! Krunchy gotta a healthy helpin' of wiggly worm for his nuclear breakfast.

Current news reels really report that the big boid is headin' due east.. while it' ain' to clear.. he is 'HAPPY AS A LARK'.
One hemp farmer claimed .. "Whoa man.. them bird tirds was bigger n' Jesus.. coarse i been seein' pink elephants too.. wanna huff on some o' my pretty green tobacco ?? Huh do ya ??"

..So on yir way out the door.. be sure to watch yir back,watch yirself, mind yir manners.. n' watch where ya step. Be kind to yir neighbors (n' please don't step all over yir best boy n' gal pals !!) .. ya just never know.. ::

When ya ain't lookin' ..ya don't know when a 150 billion foot tall Krispy Bird AIN't LOOKIN' where' HE's steppin' !!

And..uhh.. well.. ya never know who could get stuck in between those dirty-birdie toes. Once that happens i can't help ya cuz the fungus is humongous .. n' there's nothin' Tough Actin' Tinactin nor Dr. Scholl's have the power to pry !!

But o'coarse my tirdy-pigeon dialect heres.. well :: it's fer d' boids !!

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..inks,magic marker,colour pencils,crayons,Ph.shop,nuclear bird seed - 17, May 2005