'Hoot Cut the Trees !?'

  • ..dedicated to S.Britt..
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  • .."Top secret documents 'NOT PRINTED'on recycled paper at The EPA recently leaked out via a drippy,leaking faucet. A leaky undercover investigator geeky investigation caught wind and smog of more 'fowl air' due to pro-logging intrests and the 'W. Butcher' AdministraSHUN. Disputed evidence of the now NEAR-extinct..:
  • "Brawny-Horned,Jowel-logged,Buck-beaked Buzz-Saw Spotted Owl"
  • ..a single female of the species under the surname :'Hootienoblowfish'.. Possibly the last of these owls ,has been causing havoc in various and random parts of woodland in the Pacific Northwest.
  • Under secret-commision from the 'The S.Britt Pretty Bird Fountation' ..geeky Gecko & Bird lover,happy-go-lucky looker outer & undercover agent ..'X' going by the code name:
  • LESLIE T. LASLOW ..
  • ..has taken it upon himself to investigate the EPA Leaky leeks. Leslie looks and looks in leaves and lakes and licking the lakes with squirrels, chipmunks,& ducks that lick lakes that Luke likes.. his investigation has gone un-lucky.
  • Perhaps it's irony,dumb luck,the lake licking,mental blocks or tone-deafness..our young sleuth incogneeto does not wince or notice.
  • A crazed 1/2-nocturno raptor:spotted.. has 'SPOTTED' the detective,the invader..!!
  • ..as any chainsaw-armed raptor n' follower of Leatherface can tell you..
  • a little 'Spotted Owl Helper' helped the hand burger help her make a great meal !!
  • Of coarse not all things of such mysterious and emergency magnitude are covered in 'The S.Britt Pretty Bird Fountation-Pretty Frightening Survival Handbook'
  • ..'coarse tOkKa don't real to well neE-ther..
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  • ..design markers,crayon,colour pencil,magic marker,inks,Ph.shop,'Tree Geek investigator' by S.Britt- 21,March 2005

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