'Hoot
Cut the Trees !?'
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..dedicated
to S.Britt..
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.."Top
secret documents 'NOT PRINTED'on recycled paper
at The
EPA recently leaked out via a drippy,leaking faucet.
A leaky undercover investigator geeky investigation caught wind
and smog of more 'fowl air' due to pro-logging intrests
and the 'W. Butcher' AdministraSHUN. Disputed evidence
of the now NEAR-extinct..:
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"Brawny-Horned,Jowel-logged,Buck-beaked
Buzz-Saw Spotted Owl"
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..a
single female of the species under the surname
:'Hootienoblowfish'.. Possibly the last of these
owls ,has been causing havoc in various and random parts of woodland
in the Pacific Northwest.
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LESLIE
T. LASLOW ..
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taken it upon himself to investigate the EPA Leaky leeks.
Leslie looks and looks in leaves and lakes
and licking the lakes with squirrels, chipmunks,& ducks that
lick lakes that Luke likes.. his investigation has gone un-lucky.
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Perhaps
it's irony,dumb luck,the lake licking,mental blocks or tone-deafness..our
young sleuth incogneeto does not wince or notice.
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A crazed 1/2-nocturno raptor:spotted.. has 'SPOTTED'
the detective,the invader..!!
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..as
any chainsaw-armed raptor n' follower of Leatherface
can tell you..
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a little 'Spotted Owl Helper' helped the hand
burger help her make a great meal !!
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..'coarse tOkKa don't real to well neE-ther..
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- ..design
markers,crayon,colour pencil,magic marker,inks,Ph.shop,'Tree Geek
investigator' by S.Britt-
21,March 2005
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