'Hop-Around CRASSITY n' the Kalamari Kid'

-..dedicated to S.Britt..-

.."Much like the Wars and the Stars,the Wars of this World,the puparazzi & the catty celebrities ..:the Big War of the Centar and the Kalamari had burst many bubbles in recent months. Casualties of the bubbles has risen to an all time pop..and the gallopin' n' trompin' .. on the 'CENTAR Ain' A-OK' corral has dropped down to slow-paced gallop. The travesty of War has divided the ocaan and the lands as a whole.. and only a plea for help to the great 'Kappa King' would render a peaceable solution. 2 young friends start an alliance and travel to the King's great lair , to halter the tops of the pops and the trompimling of the bubbles. Our young Centar..like all all Centars ..likes tar and pennies. With a short attention span ..he idn't much help in the grand expance of a legendary journey. Luckily..his water breathin' pal.. the Kid has a plan and th' wits; The bravery and the bravado to take on the ocean-ly elements ,defy the laws of the Kalamari and the Neptune. No time to be Chicken of the Sea,Charlie !! Sting like a Bumble Bee.. swim like a tuna !! Yum Yum !! But watch out ..those whacky humans dig inky water breathers..they look on the dinner plate with a side of parsley,rice n' fries.

A long trek thru' the starry night..

and at last the Kappa King !! Will the young duo acheive world peace ?? Stop the bubble boppin', the horse shoe-droppin'..: become the story book heroes of lore and what-not ?? Or will the enraged Kappa King destroy all hope.. turn our Centar pal in to a bottle a school-glue n' a stick a-butter ?? Maybe he'll use that buttuh to take the Kid for a Wok,fry his BUTT.. n' sautee the garlic outta the inky warrior !? You decide !!

('Coarse i know what REALLY happened ..but that's a tale for another time and an arthropod of a differant colour !! )"..

..inks,design marker,magic marker,colour pencils,crayons,Ph.shop, Centar Kid by S.Britt - 5 April 2005