' Bleeder's Round 5 | (or "The Maddnezz art of Self-defense")' " ..This is it,folx.. the 5th round of never endin' battle for the Spaze Caze's mind.. !! That's right.. place yir samoleans on the table,folx..smash 'em up with a mallet n' let 'em all flatten out to make the 10 million dollar griddle-cake bets !! Get Don King's psychiatrist on the phone..Mike Tyson,Glass Joe,Bald Bull,King Hippo,Kalimari Kid,Dreaderick Tatum,Fat Tony,Bluto,Gashouse Gorilla, & a George Foreman-grill Ham n' Cheese Sammich Melt..ain' none of them liable to top the mania in this fight. Ain' none of 'ems head gonna spin or block's gonna get knocked off more batty n' bloody than the ear-bitin' big-battle for the very,very small brain !! They Gonna Put you in the Trance wit' the hoochie-coochie dance !!
In this corner .. hailin' from the bottomest fathoms of a schizo's
delusions,Yomi..and past the furthest corners of hell n'
tarnation where Satan himself put's all the politicians,molesters
& televangelists ..at an indecernable weight ..the maniacal THE MADDNEZZ In this corner .. the abandoned invader ..claiming in from Cud Know's where in the Zeta Sector of outer space..the underdawg ..thr Kmart Kid,the gutsy lil' guy with a heart of mold,the Egg head who's cracked,the schizo-alien who'd rather go home than be here (that's if he had a home..),Punched in the 20 too-many times,slammed in the gut n' run over by a tractor and a whale creatin' one of the longest run-on-sentences n' introductions in all of bipolar-boxing history ..he's not a man..he's alien (..really a mouse) ..weighin' in at a scrappy-doo 135 pounds..he's number 2 so he tries harder.. : The SPAZE CAZE .. Til' now the Maddnezz has had the upper hand.. err.. 'Utter' .. busked right in the mush,slomped,stomped,tromped,bopped,popped,hit,bit bloody n' bruised..Spaze got more head trauma in this fight alone ..than a veteran game of Whack-a-mole. He's fighter..yeh.. just a dime;ten cents he'd do the Hoochie-coochie dance ..but it was the bum old prance so they kept the money in their pants (among other things..hot dog!!.. Armour hot dog..)!! OO
..i tells ya..by round 4 the Spaze Caze was
down for the count !! The Maddnezz had 'im
in a head lock and a dead-lock and a Choo-Choo Carlie Chang Chang..
looked like th' musky lil' martian was headin' to the big Chuck
E. Cheese & a psych-ward in Maddnezz is one nasty palooka.. but the commish pretty much threw out all the rules of this out the window..(mostly cuz everyone was to scared to go back to the ring-side..)!! In a clinch..in a bind.. Spaze Caze - the bleeder got the second-wind,popped a couple pep-pills,got all gazookas and pulled his top-secret illegal maneuver .. "The Hyper-Hooplah-Hover-punch HOOK" .. ..nothin' to flashy..but enuff' to pop n' fly n' bop The Maddnezz with a flyin' big bomb-body blow..n' get the alien back in the fight !! Hot Dog !! We have a Weiner !!
They ain' showin' this on Pay-Per-View or headlinin' at the MGM Grand !! Nope..this Paper-view battle is only caught in the theaters of the mind..( And the hearts and minds of all those who are wonderful..). Can out tomato can tin-weight beat Maddnezz in the big battle ?! Will the devilish Oni take the brain-title away and all that's left of Spaze's heart and humanity and take the Alien down to the 8-count !? Will this ramblin' stop n' someone shove a big fat tomato or shut-up sucker punch in the promoter's mouthpiece?!
Ya gotta be a moron to wanna be in this fight.. fight like butterfly..hit like a girl !! Adrian, go down n' tell Minnie.."Mickey's Mouse is a MAN-boy..& just kinda squirrelly." Yeh .. the big battle rages on like the Song that doesn't end..(Yep ..it goes on and on,my friend..but don't get me stareted !!). Will
Spaze make it to round 6 !? Dunno ..but Spaze Caze loves ya with all his heart.." ~~~ ** ding ding ding ding **~~~
.. every big fight needs a great fight-song !! Spaze Caze's fight is quite a bit strange ..as the fight theme is by the internationally renowned -- Click here ,if you wish to listen to the fight song : 'It'5!' by A.I.H !!-- It'5!
The
mistake you don't make or the rain cloud covers above your house Have
I failed to impress you? Can I ride with you until the sunset gets all red? And we'll get chased by the moon Hope
the passion don't fade since you decided he's your spouse Have
I failed to impress you? ~~
..crayon,inks,colour pencil,MAGIC MARKER,design marker,blood,sweat,jeers,bombs,kitten chow,Ph.shop- 9,August 2005 |
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