'Spaze Caze :: & The Lunar Loonies'

[[ We Love Judy..she's a Real Space Cutie !! ..]]

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..the sad facts..:: alotta bands break up..creative problems;whatever..

& some just,well crack.. -up..

'Caze' in point .. Spaze's band was one of a handful of bands to have a final performance at the famous Badger Jam ‘88 .. before they all disbanded the most SPAZZED out band ever. This ain't the story you're gonna find on VH1. These '80s Rockers are so washed up and washed out that the.. skid-marks in their underpants..tryin' to get those stains out'd be like cleaning up nuclear waste with a toothbrush. Warlords n' exiles,Invaders, and deadly stars.. lead by the most mixed-up schizo-alien vocalist ever ::The SPAZE CAZE !!

Some things never mix.. and when your all mixed-up ..you can mix all the 7up and paraffin oil ya want:: That's one nasty cocktail !!

All the members quite forgot how in the hell they managed to hook up n' form ::

"SPAZE CAZE and The LUNAR LOONIES "

.. some say it was a mixture of funky drugs ..but in reality it was a very terrible accident with a bunch of croquet mallets and batch of tender noggins. Better not get into that one ..!!

They all went on or back to bigger things..

The muddling' drummer:: Krang returned to plotting evil plots and scheming to destroy Mutant Turtles with maniacal men wearing kitchen utensils.

Wingnut the batty bass player :: ..was still bitter at Krang for the loss of his homeworld ..after a mildly successful run in the funny papers and comic books about him n' his mutant pals adventures and even an eventful appearance in the video games.. the poor guy got blasted to the bloody bowels of hell ((until he was to make like a bat outta..but that's later)).

The sinister sister and Keyboarder :: Sinistar .. ..not much is known what happened to him after the break up. The Coward RAN !! He hungered for a band experience much more meaningful than this. But the big meanies just ruined it for him.A rumored tryst with Boy George .. and a bad reaction to some Sinibombs.. the rest of the band wouldn't hear from Sini- for well over 20 years.

The backups ..the Invaders :: invaded Wall Street and made millions !! To this day ..they also retain licensing contracts with Taito Inc. and continue to maintain steady work as villains in numerous video games and related media material.

Lead Vocals :: SPAZE CAZE has been lost amidst his own delusions of super-star Invader Stardom.. he continues to attempt to commit comic-suicide and various acts of aggression and urination at the Vatican. He has found negligible success in these 'WEB COMICS' ..and has gained minor and sporadic attention from cult followings and the 'Ring of Three' 14 year-old virgins that follow his zany 'Adventures'. He doesn't really say anymore ((mostly cuz is voice is shot from swearing so much.. apparently on the internets your allowed to say the word 'Bitch' alot..)).

Funny thing ..last week,SPAZE got a call from one his ex-girlfriends.. it was Judy..((she was sucha cutie)). Things fell thru' for Jude n' Spaze lightyears ago.. but they managed to stay pals..((even tho' he never calls her anymore)).

Thing is on the dawn of what's like her fortieth 16th birthday ..Judy wanted summin' real special for a present. She wanted Spaze to cover her favourite song of her hero music man : Jet Screamer. 'Sides Jude's pretty hi-profile anymore,SPAZE works for real cheap for any scrap of bones he can get. He's also just a big sucker for those Jetson babies that give'em the blues..

..((hmm..maybe she's just drunk )).

..a couple thousand dollars in phone calls, a crappy bank loan, and 2000 trips to the plasma center.. SPAZE 'magically' got the band back together for one last performance. ((Besides..tOkKa is gettin' tired of makin' all this crap up..n' has got better things to pull outta my ass..errrr..)).

Umm..This is it.. the first and LAST show in over 20 years or summin'!!

.. ladies n' germs,boys n' girls,microscopic organisms and extraterrestrials of all shapes n' sizes..

.. terrible2z is kinda/sorta proud to bring you with much hesitation.. ::

"SPAZE CAZE and The LUNAR LOONIES "

..HAPPY BIRTHDAY,Judy !!

This one goes out to sweetest Space Cutie in all the known galaxy n' Earth's Upper-Hemisphere !! ::

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..The Lunar Loonies cover the song made popular in the 1960s of the future by

Jet Screamer, funny thing is tho' ..they sound an awful lot like the

Violent Femmes .. ::

-- Click here ,if you wish to listen to

.. EEP OPP ORK Ah-ah(means i love you) by Violent Femmes..--

..i mean ..umm by the The Lunar Loonies .. yeh that's it !!

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15,July 2007