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tOkKA'z - TMNT - 'Peanut Butter' -XxX -'clusive !!
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LET'S ALL EXERCISE..!! EXCERCISE ..IT'S FUN TO EXCERSISE !! LET's GET INTO EXERSISE !!
Hi,everbuddy !!
It's me yir prickle pal,tOkKa!! I have an exclusive h0t play date.. i mean interview with 1990s teh purple dino-p0rn star "Gobble" .. of 'Scholastic's Peanut Butter Magazine'.. (mm.. Peanut butter.. mm i can think of a few things i'd like to spread peanut butter on n' Gobble..mmm.. like ..umm.. toast..mm numm..toast..) .. O' no !! I can't find Gobble !! Gobble ..where in the HTML are you ?? O' no !! What we'll we do ??
O' there you are you Naughty dinosaur !! Gee whizz..!! Put some cloths on,buster !! My contract states that i'm not allowed to do a fully-nude interview with you, you have to at least wear a shirt or a rain coat or summin'..semi-nude !! Here,ever'body.. Gobble wants to do a puzzle.. before i can do him he needs help getting dressed.. CLICK HERE TO HELP Gobble GET DRESSED !! (please don't click if you are offended by hot,steamy,nude,rainy day,XxX Purple dinosaur action) .. OK,Gobble.. now that yir dressed..state your name n' buisiness.."Whaddah you do ??" ..ya know the speel ..
Holy Golly Molly!! That does sound like alotta fun.. Whacha Think we will do first,Gobble??
Well maybe later back at the Super 8.. What esle ya think we will be able to do,Gobble??
Gobble !! That's a Great idea!! That's a great idea like genies come up with !! Like Ghandi or that big red head lady on the old Snapple commercials !! That's better a better idea than Chocolate-covered Rhinoplasty !! I know ..we'll read .. "COWABUNGA! It's the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES !"::
..gawd,Gobble..your so hot..
..hahaha ..funny funny..oo i can taste my boogers n' my after-vomit mmm..
Horray.. horray !! horray for Turtle Power !! Horray Horray for chocolate-covered rhinoplasy..gosh golly!! That was awsome !!
Well gee whizzy holly hocks.. what else we gonna do before we go, Gobble ??
That shure is super swell of an idear for our guests..know what ?!
..if they are so inclined.. .. N' as fer you, ya fine specimen of a ding-bat dino..you and your clone meet me back at the Super 8..you bring the Peanut Butter n' toast..i'll bring the Smuckers ..we'll play 'Jurrassic Park' n' you can make yirseff a tOkKa sammich..MMM MM!! Peanut Butter Jammin'time..Strawberry Jammin'..hope ya like extra chunk-EH!! .. This interview is OVER .. Welcome to Jamtastic Park !!
Goobergrape?? THANK YOU ..n' DO NOT DISTURB !!
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silly..hahaha that is so silly, Gobble ..
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