And now terrible2z presents..a production...





by: Wes

Issue #1: The saga begins...



"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Offscreen]: Hey, pal. Wake up.

Godzilla: HUH?

Tokka: Hey.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: ...

Godzilla: GAMERA!!!! COULD IT BE??? IS IT REALLY YOU???

Tokka: You'd be surprised how often I get that, but no. My name's Tokka.

Godzilla: AH.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

Tokka: Oh, that's Psyduck. He's kinda retarded.

Godzilla: AH.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: SO, WHERE AM I?

Tokka: Three guesses.

Godzilla: TOKYO?

Tokka: Nope. Why would you be in Tokyo?

Godzilla: I'M GODZILLA.

Tokka: Sure you are, pal.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: I HATE GUESSING GAMES.

Tokka: Fine -- you're in Hell.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: THIS ISN'T HELL.

Tokka: Sure it is. See the flames?

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: WHY AREN'T THERE ANY FLAMES WHEN I AM IN THE PICTURE?

Tokka: I don't think the amateur blue screen technique works too well with your skin tone. Sorry.

Godzilla: WELL, YOU DID SAY THIS IS HELL.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Tokka: So, what's the last thing you remember from life?

Godzilla: I DON'T WANT TO SAY.

Tokka: C'mon.

Godzilla: I MADE FRIENDS WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Tokka: That's pretty bad, but at least you didn't get all gassy and pass out during a Vanilla Ice concert.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: SPEAKING OF CONCERTS, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE? THIS IS HELL, RIGHT? THERE MUST BE A RAVE SOMEWHERE. AND ISN'T MADONNA DAHMER TOURING?

Tokka: Well, there's a reading tonight.

Godzilla: REALLY? WHAT BOOK?

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: I WISH I HAD SOME ORANGE SAUCE. :(

-- Wes --

Wes is a regular writer for the puzzle column for Psyduck Weekly ..he is also owner and procurerer of Scary Crayon ..

..a unique online "chronicle of random crap".. and very fun shtuff.. he also happens to be an extremly sweet guy to lend ,tOkKa here one of his highly funny stories.. his web site is extremly recommended by tOkKa, three badgers,an artichoke, and by both the online Genitile W art and Gentile Wart Communities !! Wes currently lives out east in a really big SHOE!!

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