NOW..here is April O'Neil..in a Channel 6 Exclusive
REPORT for 'terrible2z' live at "Studio 69"!!

April:

Good Evening..

this is April O' Neil
on another CRAP assignment for Channel 6
news!! Tonight we are at the Studio 69 where all
of tOkKa's toys are boogyin' down.. ..
**grrumble**..

soooo..STOOPIT!!

EVERYBODY LOVES TA BOOGIE AT STUDIO 69!!
YEP..it's a swingin' place here at
STUDIO 69..
where people shake thier thang..ta the moozac n' where TOKKA
shows how much of an idiot he can be on the dance floor!!
IT's a recipe for funk & assenine COMEDY!!

LOVE is in the air
at STUDIO 69 ..here
we have Mon Mothma
of the Rebel Alliance &
Grand Moff Tarkin of
whom I thought was
DEAD!! Gee..didn't
I see him blow up
or somthing??

 

Tarkin:

Oh, Mon Mothma..
I've loved you scince the early days of the Old Republic!!

the trivails of the Empire & the Rebel Alliance are meaningless..
compared to our love..your eyes are like.. ..errr..are like little tiny Death Stars glowing on the light of a forest moon!!

Mothma:

YEAHH!! I thought you'd never ask!!
TARKIN..yir sucha hottie!!..
LET'S CUTTA RUG..YOU SEXY MOFF YOU!!

 

..I'm serious..there is something really screwy here.. ..that guy is DEAD!! What the hell.. ..O' wait..that's right..this is another ass story on that one WEB Site
belonging to TOKKA
..O' KRAP..not again..
O' well .. ..my life is sh*t anyway..seein' as how my action figure looks like that prostitute midget in
"TOTAL RECALL" ..gaww..I hate my life!!
WOO-HOO!!
TAKE IT OFF, MOTHMA!!
YOU CAN BE MY WIFEE!!
..good lord..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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