BILLABONG n' g'day!!
Welcome to another dangerous adventyuh on CROCODILE ADVENTUH!!..
My Name's Walkabout n' I'll be your
classic stereotype of an Australian
"Crocodile Dundee" adventurer
wannabeee!! ..joinin' us today on our
ADVENTYUH will be TOKKA &
RAHZAHR,R5-D4 n' MOUSEE..we will be
lookin' for the mysterious,endangered,n'
highly elusive.."CHOCODILE" ..often known in some parts of the world as "THE CHOCOLATE TWINKIE"..be prepared to be amazed as we hunt down this Creatuh..n' hopefully expose the mysteries that is the CHOCOLATE CROCODILE!! ..today we are
on the hot n' dry outskirts of Tatoonine..a
wackidily of a desert that looks more like a freekin' cardboard cutout ..but use yir imagination..Dave b.2 is poor n' can't
afford any "real props"..we are about to entah the chip-board Palace of of the evil crime lord,"JABBA the HUTT" ..Remembah..I'm in no dangah whatsoevah!!

BILLY JOEL n' g'day!!
We are hopein' one o' yah
geogeous creatuahs could
tell us where we can find
th' CHOCOLATE
CROCODILE..!!