The FOLLOWING news was released from the
'HOLLY WOOD STAR'
newspaper..
dated 2-2000::

LUKE SKYWALKER!?
THATS EPISODE 4..this is 2..ya MORON!!
BUT..he say go kill JEDI!!
Me hungry Me want eat JEDI for lunch!!
GRAhh..me want my agent..he tell me..GEORGE LUCAS give me lunch..grrr..me HUNGRY NOW!!
LUKE SKYWALKER!! WHERE he AT!! GRRAAAHHH!!



MAY THE FORCE TAKE YOU BACK..>>