HI ,EVER'body!! It's me.. yir good pokey pal,tOkKa!!

..ya know a lil' birdie told me that some fat cave man and his dinosaur are givin' away prizes!!

so i have decided to investigate !! My investigations take us to the Majestic lil' tourist town of

Manitou Springs,Colorado !!

N' boy!! Ya guys wouldn't beleive the prizes i was findin' !!

 

We're talkin' bananas here !! Lookit that Prize i found!! It's a Jade Dragon or summin'!!

Puff the Magic dragon!! I 'spect !! Find it kinda funny that a dinosaur would give away such a prize !!

 

o' my lookit that prize!! Hey..i'm no idiot !! I know a PRIZE when i see one.. i saw all those commercials with all the bouncing fat hill-billies n' the guy from the the van said like.."Hi, I'm Ed Mc Mahon ..i'm with the prize patrol.. ,be sure to buy my pension plan !! Buy Jonny Carson on DVD and see my adapatation of 'Bloopers & Practical Jokes' the movie..coming soon to a theater near you!! You may already be a winner ..Hi-yo !! ..here is a big fat check for a million billion dollars ..Herrrrrrre's Checkie !!'

 

..oo look at that kimono dragon !!

Oh Oh !! Gods and Buddahs n' stuff.. o sh6t!! I gotta go find the dinosaur right now!!

 

 

Lil' birdie: Hey,tOkKie.. the Dinosaur yir lookin' fer is bigger than Jesus and better n' Santa !! Go look for the Popular actor of both television and silver screen..who is gay and has a time of gay times with legs that are't gay and he isn't old but he has a gay old time..but he isn't a doggy ..he is just a dinosaur that thinks he's a doggy !!

tOkK: ..you mean ta tell me !! Teh popular actOR of stage and dino-age and silver fossil bones and screeny ?! You mean ..--

Lil' birdie: Yes,tOkKie!! ..the one and only "Dino" ;the last dinosaur.. he's yir friend and a whole lot more !!

 

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tOkK: ..o you mean he'll have sex wit' my legs??

 

Lil' birdie: Yes..

 

 

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