| **ahem**..'scoose me.. ..'SCOOSE me..
EXCUSE ME!!
.. HEY,MORON..
WAKE UP!!
|
| LOOK..yir a MOUSER,right??A "robotic
rat-catcher designed to solve the city's RAT PROBLEMS by devouring
them"..right?? WELL SIR..I DEMAND That YOU .. |
| YEEELP!? |
| LOOK..I'm
not a happy rat..OK..there are alot of things I've done that I ain't
proud of.. ..I'm not a perfect mammal..but it is to much to ask from
this CAT's world just to go on being a cute n' fuzzy little mouse..hey,MICKEY
may have all that power n' wealth..but the rest of us working class
mice have alot to worry about.. |
| ..that maniacal MAD MAN,the Rat King uses us as slaves for his purpose of Global Sewer domination..those nasty New York felines have a worse attitude than Ted Nugent on Estrogen pills with a Bazooka ..n' golly gee..that NASTY Raphael. . .he sure is sweet to his Mutant RAT MASTER..but when it comes to us 'lil mice..he kicks us around the sewer like little hackey sacks!! |
| ..but then again..hrmm..that little pink mouse down the street sure does love me..she always knows how to whisker me just right..n' I gotta tell ya..this city makes the best cheese this side of New Jersey..I mean..NEW YORK Cheese makes Wisconsin Cheese taste like gerbil poo!!Ya know..I really do have alot to live for..this city is the greatest..despite it's downfalls..man..I tell ya.it really is great to be a MOUSE in these times.. I mean..the job market ain't to bad.."CATS" is no longer on Broadway..n' yeah..Mickey really is bringin' the fact that MICE really are in power in the Big Apple!! .. Hey,dawg..you really are cool..thanks fer talkin' to me..you saved my life!! Ya gotta know how much better I feel!! |
| FROM NOW ON..I'm
gunna be the best RAT that I can be..I'm an original..#1..nuthin'
is gunna stop this MOUSE from reachin' fer the stars..I gotta tell
ya..I'm the Big CHEESE in the Big Apple..I'm.. |
|
**sqweek**
|
..hrrrmm..let this be a lesson..
no matter how dire the situation.
..or how desperate ya are..
n' no matter how friendly the rat-catcher..
..it usually is a bad idea to get solice &
council from a MOUSER!!
