..tOkK's Elf Qwest !!

tOkKa:

GRRRAHHH..get bak
here yoo lil' man
dat work
fer SANTA!! ..me
am gunna eat yoo!!
GRRR!!

Elf:

NO WAY!! ..This is it!!
Every time we
ELVES appear in these
idiot TOKKa Cartoons..WE always
get EATEN by TOKKA or killed in
a horrible manner!!
Enough..I'm telling the
BIG GUY!! TOKKA doesn't even
call us by our real names!! I am an
"ELF" you jack arse!!
Elves are people too!! EEEEK!!

EEEEK!! SANTA!! SANTA!! TOKKA is being very NAUGHTY!! PLEASE help stop the inocent KILLING of millions of yir little followers!! PLEASE STOP TOKKA FROM EATING US ELVES!!

SANTA:

HO HO HO HO!!
HOOHOOHOOHO!! HOHO!! **

** Translated from HOHO-ese:

O' my..Yes..I will stop this at once!!

HO HOHOHHOO!!
HO HOOHOHOOHOHO!!
HOHOHO

DING DONG!! **

**This has gone on far to long..I will put a stop to this..I will take charge n' stop that little Snapper from eating my employees!!

Elf:

O' thank you,Santa!!
THANK YOU!!
God Bless you!!

tOkKa:

oooOOoo..lookee ..
it SANNEY CLAWZ!!
YIPPEE!! HERE COME
SANNEY CLAWZ!!

O' SANNEY..lemmee sit on yoo lap n' tell ya what yoo too bwing TOKKA fer PWESNT TIME!! Me am GOOD SNAPPER!!

HOHOHUH!?

Ok, Sanney here am my cwistmanst list..

TOKKA WANT:
LEONERDO ACSHUN FIGGER wit DETACHABLE NOGGIN..

..me also want DONUT SHAPED BASKET BALL..

n' pleeze bwing me AUTO-GRAFF PITCHURE uv PETER LAIRD wit' big KISSEY SMOOCHIE markes made by hiz pwetti,pwetti wifee!!

OTAY!!

Santa:

HO!! HOHOHO HOO HO HO HOOOOOLD IT

!! **

** GET OFFA ME..,you Spiney Little BEAK BRAIN!!

HO HO HOO HO HOHO HO HOO HOHOHO!!
HOHO!! **

**NOW..I'm gunna tell you sumthin' ya little FREEK n' you better listen GOOD..er I'm gunna sit on YOU!!

eep..

HO HO HO..oh..HOHOH
OHOHHO..HOH
OOHOHHO!!
HOHOHOHOHO
HOLY COW.. **

**It has come to my attention that you have been eating & killing my elves..or as you call them.."LITTLE MEN THAT WORK FOR SANTA"..you must stop this..for you see..I WISH TO EAT THEM..

Elf:

SANTA CLAUSE,sir!!
MY WORD!!
This is an OUTRAGE!!
For over a Millenia..we ELVES have labored,slaved, & worked our tails off for you..COUNTLESS hours..working & working..NOT FOR JUST YOU!! But for the hopes & dreams & love of MILLIONS of happy little children all over the GLOBE..with DREAMS of dancing SUGAR PLUMS bopping in thier little brain cavities & the hope that our "DEAR SWEET SANTA" will deliver that Brand New Dolly to tiny Suzie..er that brand new bike to sweet little Billy..or a new rocking horse to dear little Danny!! The toys that we ELVES produce for yir humongously LARGE EGO!!Good Lord,sir..this is a complete outrage?? Has all that jelly in yir belly gone to yir FAT HEAD?? What is the meaning of "YOU EATING ELVES??" ..have you turned Cannibal in yir old age er what??
I wanna KNOW!! What is the meaning of this??

Santa:

WELL..ya really wanna know the truth??

Elf:

YES!! I DEMAND IT!!

..hey..what happened to your accent??

..o' dear gawd..

Rahzar:

SOOPWISE!!
Me not really
SANTA AT ALL!!
It me,RAHZAR!!
Me wear this to
fool you!!

EEK??

Bu..bu..but..

why??

It quite simple!!
Me wanted too EET yoo
before TOKKA had the
CHANCE!!