..pump up th' volume.

 

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Cawazy tOkKa:

HI!! Me am
TOKKA!!

Me
sell FRAMES at
CAWAZY
Prices!!

That why
they call me::


CAWAZY TOKKA!!


Cuz me
CAWAZY!!

 

 

Me sell all sortsa frames!! U name it..me have it!!

Me want U to have it FRAMES,FRAMES,FRAMES!!
Me frame mamaw Shredder,Me frame Krang!!

Me frame Roger Rabbit!! FRAME,FRAME,FRAME!!


FRAME for all pitchures in you home!! Me have frame to hang in office!!

Me have frame to hang in hospital!!

Me have frame to hang on BACK of Carriage pulled by donkey!!

YES!! Any frame yous need me have!! Why??

Cuz me
CAWAZY!!

 

 

HEY!!

Moo moo,COW!!

Me have best price in whole GALAXY on frame!!


See piture of RAPH!!

FRAME..cost only $0.05,REALLY!! Pichure cost $9!!


See,MOO MOO!! My frame cost less than PITCHURE!!

ME give
you Price to MOOOOO..
'bout!!

Me give you 98%
off frame!! CHEAP,eh?


Why me do this!?

Moo Moo Cow:

why??

"oink??"

 

CUZ ME cAwAzY!!

SEE..me have BIG SCIZZIRZ!!

See me take to Hi-PRICE!!

Me CUT Hi-PRICE..Me cut Hi price to lots n'

lots o' bitty peices!! SEE!! Hi-price not live 'round here!!

WHY?? CUZ me
CAWAZY!!

 

 

LOOKEE these CAWAZY
PRICES!! Why??

Cuz me CAWAZY !!

BROWN FRAME
Wit' Mad face!! $1..

 

BROWN FRAME
Wit' Mad face!! $1..

GRAPLE Frame wit' saddy face?? $0.01

WINDOW Frame $3!!

Egg in FRAME
1 penny!!

EYE Glasses FRAME
1/2 PENNY!!

 

~~~~**.. .. This is R.N.N. ..

The Rahzar News Nuttwork:

..later:

 

The chilling story of a Chalk Mom ..

who gave up up chocolate to save her son:

Choo-Choo Charlie from cheating on chaffing chalices AND STINKY WOMEN!!

.. but first..

 
RNN
Up 2 date
ALPHABET
NEWz:
Sthi juts in :DYSLEXIA FOUND FOR CURE..UP looking is Tokka..no longer name his write 'Kotka ..'

Rahzar of RNN News:

This am RAHZAR!!
RNN Newz Learn That CAWAZY
TOKKA have GREAT SAVING on FRAME!!

tOkKa:

Am me on T.V.??

Hi,Maw!!
RNN - Headlines:

PUMPKIN Spirits
invade Pie TOWN!!

Shocking evidence :

LITTLE Girl
convicted of
kidnapping
EASTER EGGS!!

Tonight on "BOB" ::

How to improve your love life and spit bubble with goat's milk.. !!

Tonight 10:30/8:30p Central and Mountain.. 6:30/9:34 a Schweitzer and Solberg
Rahzar: O gawsh this newscast so confusilating !! Tokka, you were sayin' ..

See..TOKKA have GEENEE,him NAME.::'MATT BOARD'..work fer
TOKKA his wish U command..tell him,"MATT make me FRAME made of DONUT!! he will!!"..anyframe yoo wish..he make ..him sooo..stoopit..see me start FRAMES buisiness
cuz him tell me I get wish!! I say.I want FRAME Emporium..wish!!

Him say OK..him also say work fer me
if I give him title to building,all wages..n' buissiness
transacshum in his name..he say me get keep name on
TITLE of Company..n' he get keep my soul..GRAAHAAAHHA
Him sooo..stoopit!! Me get keep all munny from FRAME me sell
Him say I get keep penny!!

YYIIIPEIE!!

 

tOkK:

Grrrr..Me am TEENAGE MOOTANT NINJA PRICE SLASHER!!

..i mean..me not "SLASH".. me slash!!

Grrrr..Me slash Hi-PRICE!! Right..FELLOW Turtle??

Michelangelo:

Look,TOKKA..we
really don't wanna
do this..

Venus:

Yeah..this is soo stupit!!

 

tOkK:

GRRAAHH..U promise MAMAW ..Foot leave u 'lone if you do commercial!! Now read
QUE CARDZ!!

Leatherhead:

Read dese HAR,
Turtles::

 

Fuigitoid:

OK,spores,
We're
on in 3..2..1
MARKER!!

 

Card:

MIKE: O' Gee TOKKA..If it wern't for
YOU..I couldn't have gotten this
frame
for my bruther Leo's Pitchure!!
TOKKA ,
how do U do it??
then Venus reads other card
& asks:

Venus: Yes..TOKKA..
how do you do it??

Mikey:

MIKE: O' Gee TOKKA..If it wern't for
YOU..I couldn't have gotten this frame
for my bruther Leo's Pitchure!!
TOKKA how do you do it??
then Venus reads other card
& asks:


Venus: Yes..TOKKA..
how do you do it??


Venus:

I knew this wouldn't
work..

tOkK:

Why ,Venus..me glad yoo ask!! See..it cuz ME..
..We..know!! CUZ yir
CAWAZY!!

 

FRAMES ..FRAMES..1000s and Billions and Trillions and Zigamizillions of BEEEAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOTIFUL

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMES !!

"O.. Good Lawd.. Somebody call a qwak !!

This guy's ..

CAAAAAAAAAAAW WAAAAAZYY !!

..HEY WAIT..I'M A STOLEN ANIMATION !!

Hep'me ..hep'me !! "

 

YESH.. & ..

CaWaZy tOkKa:

RAHZAR..lookee!! See big FRAME?? 2 cent!! no..wait it 0 cent!! YAH..me give free!! ALL FRAME Free!!
Me give away STORE..grrrraaahhaaheeehehehehehehhahaahah
ahahahhahahaaaggrreeeeeeheeeheeheheheeheheee
Me know!! Me give away free balloon of Micky Mouse..n' free SnoCONE..n' free Unca Krang'z METEMUCIL!!
FREE FREE FREE!! IT ALL FREEEEEEEEE!! HEEHEEEHEEHEEE

hee hee YOO not TAKE, TOKKA!! ME was
FRAMED!!hee heee..me am not CAWAZY!!
Me am.. me am SUPER TOKKA!!Me brek out o' STRAIT
Jacket n' SAVE yoo MONEEEEEEEEEEY $$..Me am Marie TOKKquaneete!!Me Chop of yir noggin!!
Then me put in FRAME!!tee-heee-GRAAHHHH..

 

 

Rahzar:

This RAHZAR ,again!!
Me n' MOUSEE live here..TOKKA is havin' to much fun price Slashing..him loosin' mind!! Him getting
CAWAZIER every minute!! Here come Nice young Turtles in clean white shirts to take TOKKA
CAWAZY Turtle House!! This Cawazy situation!!

 

dis-Orderly Raphael:

OK,DON..BACK 'im up just a 'lil more..a 'lil to th' left..ok now..

Orderly Donatello:

RAPH!! This guy is awful heavy!!
A little help here??

Rahz:

There..they take TOKKA,puttin'
him in patty wagon!! Me would stop..but
they would take RAHZAR to
CAWAZY Turtle House too!!
SAY..BYE-BYE 2 TOKKA,MOUSEE!!
 
ME ROBOT!!
Me HAVE MAIN FRAME!!
heeeheeee		 Sure,TOKKA..YOO ROBOT!!
Me n' MOUSEE Mouser come visit YOO!!
Well This RAHZAR of RNN newz
sayin' good nite!

 

 

HEP'MEH !! I Din' Do nuthin' !!

I was framed !! It wasn't me.. it was umm.. Slash n' umm.. .. umm and Matt !! !!

..and umm.. these shiksa ..::

 

YEH it's all them !! OFFICER Arrest'em !!

 

SOMEBODY ..ANYBODY ..

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'p !!

 

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