..And in SPIRIT of Holidayz..

me would like to extend to my bestestestest

friend in whole widest world

the following.. ::

HI Evewybuddy!! Me am back from EGGOBUT!!Me not find Bean Dip at Wul-Mart..but me bwing fake Twinkies!! Dem am Zingers..dem am NUMMY!! Me awleady twy dem..it like imposter Twinkie de Kid am havin' a hoedown in yir mouth!! Hey.. ?? ??

SCWATCH!? Whut am yoo doin'??  Dese are my fwiends??

Screw THAT!! I'm stealin' the holiday..if the Grich can do it..so can I!!Besides..it ain't fair..I've never gotten a shot at a comic..er a spot on the Turtles cartoon..my only claim ta fame is that my action figure is worth well over $200..I hate my life..MEOW..I'm gunna kill.. ..

Me not have time fo' dis!! Here..have a Zinger!!

**REOW..mmph**

GAWW!! I can't beleive this sh6t!!He didn't get any BEAN DIP!! He got Zingers..not real Twinkies..he even opened 'em n' ate some ..now he wasted a whole Zinger on this dweeb!! I'M GUNNA KILL' EM!!

..NOW..NOW,Slash!! TOKKA may have lied about the Bean Dip..HOWEVER..he did travel all the way to the Dagobah System,train from Yoda on the ways of obtaining bean dip from Wul-Mart,almost insulted Billy Dee Williams,did battle with a Dark Side Spirit,obtained Zingers for us..mind you,faced Kathy Lee, and single handedly defeated Scratch with an imposter snack cake!! He did it all for us,Slash.. & that is the true meaning of the Holidays!! The giving..TOKKA gave alot today..& we should be thankful!!