Welcome 2 KriB..

..the pokey puppy invites you to join him and all his freekie friends to do the 'Bumble Baby Rumble' ..these are the stories that turn the mutant toddler-world upside down..and define a mashed-up mutant land generation..

..lead by the spike tike forever trapped in his terrible 2z,

tOkKa !!

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the Up-monkey::

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The Misfit Mouser

--03.2000

(revised 08.10.2009)

A one in a million design fluke in Baxter Stockman's army of robot rat-catchers..the Mousers..creates tOkKa's new friend!!

Frames..

--04.2000

(revised 11.30.2007)

Cawazy tOkKa is 'slashing' prices on everything.. discount savings take control of a young snapper who's really been 'framed'.

TMNT-Sneak Peek

--08-12-2006

tOkKa shares with his pals :"TMNT -Sneak Peek" ..

The San Diego Comic-con'06 Exclusive special preview of the fourth TMNT flick !!

Theory of Chicken of Popy..

--08-23-2005

tOkKa introduces you to the twisted science and theorems of why the palookas really love that chicken from Popeye's and comes to a conclusion that will leave you just as confused..

AKAKAKAK !!

Rise n' Shine :

It's Breakfast with Lord Vader !!

--05-25-2005

A Destiny fulfilled..the fate of the galaxy is in peril.

This is the end and the beginning and th' beginning of a truly terrible tale !!

When Anakin Skywalker wakes up to find that he is not the man he once was.. more machine and monster..

..you're gonna wish you never heard the term 'POPE EGGS' !!

..tOkKa'z TMNT - 'Peanut Butter' -XxX -'clusive !!

--02-01-2005

.. this is it !! The big interview with Scholastic's Peanut butter Magazine 1990 Super Star: 'Gobble' and a super special look at TMNT n' toast n' a TMNT mobile you can make yourself !!

..tOkKie n' the BRAIN ..

--01-17-2005

.. tOkKa hangs out with quite a brilliant chap with more than just world domination on his mind..cuz this 'Brain' has been fed after midnight !!

..The Epiphany of Baby Zuckuss !!

--12.31.2004- 01.01.2005

..in a new year tOkKa tells the tale o' wonderment & hope ..for away in a manger a bounty hunter is born unto us !!

..Sith Redemption ?!

--08.27.2004

..When Darth Vader goes on a sudden killing spree ..can even a Sith Lord find salvation when he gets a sudden change of heart ??

..nice boy known as fear..

--08.16.2004

..a seven year old schizophrenic amoung tigers,new worlds and a maze amidst his mind in a 196 hour day..

..STORY IS RATED 'R'-MATURE only please

Mighty Legumez

--02.14.2004

tOkKa is emmersed in a magical 'TMNT Mighty Beanz' tale and April shows him that he is neither a pea nor a nut !!

Dusty Plastic Hell -issue 1..

--02.08.2003

by Wes

as seen on ::

Scary-Crayon

Wes's first tOkKa venture takes Godzilla to Hell for some fun n' head games with Psyduck and TODDLER TERROR!!

Tengu Chop

--01.02.2004

'Return to N.Y.' part 3 one of the most startling episodes of TMNT inspired me to customize my Leonardo and Shredder toys.. and yes..Saki looses his head !!

Muck Man Lives

--12.31.2003

Muck Man returns to ring in the new year.. and to bask in the gooey glory that is 'Retromutagen OOZE' !!

The Chocodile Hunter..

--03.2001

tOkKa & Walkabout; the Kickin' Kangaroo from Down Under host a Crocodile Adventure& less-than fair dinkum romp to find the most elusive of snack cakes..but they have to skimp on the barbie.

Charlie tOkKa'z Holiday Forum..

--12.2000

tOkKa hosts an adventure beyond good & evil.. & sees the real meaning of friendship and Canadian holidays. Nah..that's a lie ..tOkK is an idiot.

tOkKa'z Elf Quest

--10.2000

One of Santa's Little Helpers takes action against being devoured by the Toddler Terror and tOkK learns a shocking truth !!

Eat Me !!

--10.2000

A very depressed rat learns why you should never seek advice from a Mouser Puppy !!

i dream of ..errr..

--09.2000

A scizophrenic interview with tOkKa leads to more being revealed than i could ever dream of..

Mc tOkKa

--09.2000

tOkKa'z constant whining drives Krang to shut the Silly Snapper up with a some food,fries and fun..at McDonatello's..!!

Rahzar has to Potty

--09.2000

Rahzar's prostate kicks in and sends the wicked wolf man flying for the toilet..only one thing stands in his way..Chief Sterns!!

tOkKa'z Boogie Afternoon

--08.2000

When April O' Neil uncovers the seedy underbelly of the 'Studio 69' and Shredder's Plucky plot ,it's time to disco duck and cover..!!

The Inner Snapper

--07.2000

Jiro is an extremly disillusioned young 'Foot Soldier' crushed by Shredder and his "family" ..a rash decision & a certain spikey toddler help Jiro discover his inner snapper.

Plagiarism to the Flag

--05.2000

tOkKa re-writes Ninja Turtle history and learns the high price of infringement.

tOkKa-fonics

--05.2000

tOkKa teaches you his phonic-nouveau and gets hooked..

Be Careful What you Wish for..

--04.2000 by .. Green Willow

The Queen of the Turtle Faries helps me learn a vauable lesson when i wish to become the most sinister of Decepticons ..

The tOkKEE Pokey

--04.2000

Join Abner Cadaver as he introduces the biggest baby dance craze to sweep the nation and fall flat on it's face!!

She Is..

--04.2000

(revised 04.2004)

Raphael reflects on a crucial and deadly extent of his being and how she is part of everything and everyone in his life.

Rahz is Sweatin'

--04.2000

Rahzar & Leatherhead take on low-carbs and manic exercise.

Marriage Therapy

--03.2000

Dr.tOkKa consouls a tragic couple's rocky love boat that's about to hit the rocks.

The tOkKa Toy Fair

--03.2000

Shredder's graphically attrocious plan for world domination goes sour when April O' Neil covers an obscure Toy Fair for Channel 6.

The Fix Threat

--02.2000

Rahz's mating habits force Shredder to take drastic measures when Bebop sends Rahzar to the vet for a change o'sex !!

darth tOkKa

--02.2000

tOkK's first attempt to get back into Hollywood in the winter of 2000 lead him on the set of a prequal to a grande space opera.

Are You My Muthah ??

--02.2000

tOkKa'z take on a classic children's tale sends a new-born snapper on a quest for his lost muthah!!

tOkKeMON !!

--02.2000

For Shredder to earn his Foot Badge he must defeat Splinter and his Ninja pocket monster..there's just one problem..Shredder's pocket monster..

Father Rahzar & Exorcism

--12.1999

When evil takes hold of a young soul..there is only one Padre to turn to,Rahzar !!

Trip to the park

--11.1999

tOkKa'z first venture out into Central Park by himself.. leads to a tastey treat !!

Penicillin on Your Pizza

--archive

.. tOkKa'z buried pizza & Turtle torcher..