tOKKa: BEEEEAAAANZZZZZZ..Porkenbeanz!!
BEEEEEAAAAANNZZ.. musical toots!! Musical Toots!! .. April o' Neil brings May Flowers.. and the Clabber Girl on board the Norton Trail for Beanie Weenies !!

tOkK: ..Mighty Beans.. no migty-er ..MIGHTY BEANS..

BEEEAAANZ..ALMIGHTY.

.. i do say..this is.. such an incredible development of beans and porkenbeans..exotic plastic 'legumes' of non-sensual erotic nature..

..such might can only be contained in 'p0g-able' plastic baubles..of plastic-able jumping beaner weiners..!! Yes..
Naughtical?? ..quitely.. such nautical,soupable beans for souping for supper.. yes.. YES!!

Musical ?? Might-ily.. such musical tootable for tooting plastic baub-le- ables.. is muscal?? Yes,yes,yes!!

Fruity?? .. hardly.. more 'Legume'- y..

Such mighty beanz would only be more jumpy too.. lest they be more wormly.. or 'Weebly' if the Weeble People Wobbley Wobbled on them.. the wobbley wishes of the Weebles..

tOkK:..if i could die now.. layed in,laid-up and informed of nightly news of Bin Ladin.. in an un-lidden pot of porkenbeans.. i would die with a beak-able smile on meekable..beak-able maw..

..if only.. one wish.. before.. i die..

a ..beakable.. 'beaky' wish.. is that if puffable 'Puffs' of magical non-tissue-able puff-puff puffys could turn 'Porkenbeans' into the far superior..

Mighty Beanz!!

..beanz..?? BEEEEEAANZZZ!!! BEANZIE WEEEENZIEEZ BEEEAAANZZZZ!!
WAAAAH-hoooo!! WAAAAAH-hhoooo!!

tOkK: Mah,GAWD, Woman.. what the hell is wrong with your boobies??
April: ~~~**GASP!? .. WHAT?? WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU MALE Cheavanist Snapper?? .. why that's slander and grounds for sexual harrassment.. !! I could sue you and Mirage Studios right now!!

tOkK:NO ,no no no- --

April:O' ..thaaaat!!.. well when they made that.. ya know.. they kind of had to.. ya know.. 'PACK em IN' .. ya know.. FRANKLY (pun-intended) i think i look kinda dumpy.. like may Aunt Helda.. ya know.. all dumpy n' round n' all ready for some leg-warmers,a pretty aqua-marine head band..n' a race-walk 'WOG' with the poodle around the trailer park block.. but she's down livin' in Lourdes right now with Uncle Hiblert..and she really is a nice woman.. so i guess it is 'kind of' a compliment..

tOkK:No No No NO!!

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tOkK: YOUR 'Boobies'!! What the hell is wrong with your BOOBIES !?

April: O'.. well they ate a little too much of that bean stuff.. ya know.. so..they are a little gassy.

Actually.. i'm suprised they didn't explode by now so..

.. ahh.. give 'em a couple hours..in time..like the whole Janet Jackson/Super Bowl thing..
..the 'Musical Fruit' shall pass.. i mean..break..

tOkK:..err.. don't you mean..
'Musical Legumes' ??

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Judy: ..Hi, how you??

..Mah name es.. 'Judy HAWG'.. but you cen call me.. Judy RED.. or Long Island Pig.. or like me mamma usseh call me down inna bayou.. country..of Long Oaks,Messissippi.. "Lil' Fet Peg"..
that's right mamma name me affer her favourite shoppin' store.. the 'Peggly Weggly'!! Thas right!! ..when i was a lil' fet girl mamma usseh feed me a steedy diet of poken beanz.. thes right.. down thars inna bayou of Long Oaks Alabehmee..
we usseh eats 'em poken beanz.. til' wez was bluein' uh face n' fet inn 'er peg tails..en wesuh gassey as a gozzlin' goose on goozelberry gause!!
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yep!!
T'wuz a fine o' tredishun.. ..yep.. up thars inn 'em Smokeh Mountains..of Long OAKS, Montanee!! We'z a a proud fet folk.. we'z is.. n' lemmee tell you'se a tail.. i'm gunna spin.. howz them Tuxens down thar's in Long Oaks ,Tuxes tells it ??
uumm.. a 'YARN'.. 'fect.. i din'y happin 'til not too long 'go.. yep..fact.. this har yarn jes' heppen.. the uther day !! Up thar in Long Oaks,Ontario.. issuh yarn of a snepper in some Mighty Beanz..n' uh preddy lil' red head we's call Apil.. o' Nell..

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