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teaches your child ta say the TOKKA alphabet n' read 'TOKKA TALK'!!
Donatello think him so smart..me show him!!..
Me have own Alphabet!! Me start out simple..me teach you ta read!! Me am smart..have alphabet me make up..err..me mean..alphabet smart people make up!! Me smart!! Sing Alphabet Song wit' TOKKA!!
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..what?! me not want little man in alphabet!! ..!! Now what those 2 things?? Me not know What Japanese say!! ..
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..O'..me know that!!
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RAPHAEL!!..Why him in Alphabet??
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..E=M2!!
..That not right!! Me not einstein ..but it..
E=M C 3!!..
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..APPLE!!..
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..NOOOOOO..ME
GIVE UP!! NOO..me not
Want own Alphabet!! It to Hard!!
You best not by coarse!! Go learn ta speak
'KLINGON'!! It not as hard as
this!! Me go HOME!! Me not
want people buy my coarse!!
GRRAAHhhhh!! MAAWMAAAA!!

NOOO!! Don't listen ta him!!
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