..Poor April..Channel 6's star reporter..gets stuck wit' another
crap assignment from Mr.Thompson..let's Join April & assistant,Irma..as
they set up for April's Story on..THE TOKKA TOY FAIR..
..the most graphically atrocious and tragically
horrid tOkKa story of all time.. (**that was a warning..by all means please
feel free to to verge away from this page at anytime .. .. i mean.. like
now..woulf be really great.. but.. if you like emotional scarring..by all
means -read on.. ::
April,I still don't understand why
Mr.Thompson wants you to cover this story..this is really dumb,I mean..a TOKKA
..besides what are the chances of me
finding a man here??
Yeah,Irma..I know..this is a
stupid assignment,Vernon may be
behind this..but I think Burne just finally flipped his lid..after all I've
done for Channel 6,you think he would treat with a little dignity..but no..ya
know I was in line for that new job hosting Good Morning America..until
those ABC suits saw my
segment on Lice Breeding..that turned 'em off!! Now I'm back to 1/2 ass
stories like this..that was Burnes FAULT!! I'm so MADD AT HIM!!
O' ..& Irma ..ask that Security Gaurd over there
turn on some lights!! These scanners have The WORST lighting..
This is April O'Neil..reporting live from the Empire
Scanner building in New York City..You'll have to Excuse my composure..not
only am I so upset at my boss..MR.BURNE THOMPSON..who has put me on my millionth
KRAPPY assignment..the camera footage you are currently seeing is so awful
& pixelated ..I could just VOMIT..so PLEASE..by all means ..send your
1111 MAPEL WOOT Rd.
New York City,Ny 99999..Yes..that is his actual address..also his phone
number is ..929-8999..please feel free to call him and tell him
what an ass he is..anyway..we're here at the first annual
TOKKA Toy Fair..
they are giving away free SNO Cones (woopty FREEKIN'
Doo) so come on down & frankly I'm feeling very stupid to introduce
the master mind behind the TOKKA Toy fair..no surprise here..
..Yes we are joined by SHREDDER..sooo..tell us,TIN
GRIN..what is the purpose behind the TOKKA Toy Fair..please tell us!! What
is your next
BIG..WORLD DOMINATING PLOT!!
..I don't buy it for a minute,SHREDDER
& I dout our veiwers do Either..
Ok..hey ..he's kinda cute..well,Power Droid has powered up the
will begin in 3..2..1..Ok..yir on!!
Why..Mrs.O'Neil..I am quite surprised
at you!! Can't we let bygones be bygones..& enjoy this Festival of New
TOY products..and Fun eminateing
from the TOKKA Toy Company?? ..this is the FOOT Clans chance to "GIVE
BACK" to the community..after all ..the FOOT wants the children to enjoy
themselves & have a little fun..isn't that what it really is all about..the
Hey,April..I'm looking for the STAR
DON!? ..look at you??
Well..it's at the Marriot Down the Street..
This is the Ass TOKKA Toy fair..
My,Gawd..this woman is onto me..I must
shut this thing down before those blasted Turtles catch on!!
That Chap remids me of someone I know
SCREW him!! Let's get SNO CONES!
Are ya still with us,FOLX?? Well if
you are..I'm surprised ya didn't tune out..3 minutes ago!!
Well now..we are joined by RAHZAR..in charge of SNO Cones at the
fair..this outta be good.."WELL,RAHZAR..YIR SUCHA biiig BOY!!
MAWMY Must really be PWOUD OF YOO!!..HUH!!"
tee-hee..YES!! Me BIG BOY!! MAWMY say.."RAHZAR..I
want YOU to give these hypnotic Sno Cones out at the Toy Fair..they hold a
leathal dose of HYPNOTIC flavor..once ingested..I will be able to control
the MASSES of this putrid CITY!! HAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAAAA"
..see..berri impotant JOB!!
Me help MAWMA..make proud!!
WHAT WRONG,JA JA?!
..OIII..itsa TERRIIBLA..yousa bosses
gone BOMBAD..hesa Wekin' everytin' !! De SnoCone Mechine..everytin'..hesa
..gawwd..well now..JarJar Binks
is joining us he is apearently working with RAHZAR on SNO Cones..sheesh..really..it
shouldn't surprise me..after doing a million ass stories for THOMPSON involving
Shredder..anything is possible..ooooo..Jar Jar iza berri berri upset..
/::mikey's TMNT ::