April:
Hey,FOLX!!
What a scene!!
Maybe we'll get some ratings from this
ASS
SHOW after all..
..no it's just gonna get worse..
..look this cartoon is crap.. you still have time to exit to something more wholesome..
up to you!!
Tarkin:
I don't remember
Vader doing this!!
R5-D4: O' KRAP!!
JERK!!
Rahzar: MAMAW..NOOO!!
Jar Jar: SEE!!..
CAWAZY!!
Wingnut:
YOU WON't get away wit' this,
PLANKTON CHIP!!
We're disatisfied!!..
You'll be hearin' from our LAWERS!!
Shredder:
THAT's IT, RAHZAR!!..NO
MORE SNO CONES!!
The Demons I sold my soul to ta start this stoopit TOY Fair are going to
come back ta get me..I'm shutting this Sno Cone Stand down NOW!! Everybody..OUT!!
NO MORE Sno Cones!! Hellspawn,begone!!
April:
This is
assenine (how many times do I have to say that?? .. it's like some kind of
pattern here) ..OK..let's go on to the Show Room..Where TOKKA is already presenting.."HIS
LATEST TOY LINES"!!
Yeah,sure..O' lord..someone,anyone..help !!
tOkKa:
FUDDER MORE..ACOOZATIONZ
dat me stole dese TOY ideas is LIE!!
ME am TOKKA who make 100%
my idea!! Me ivent Turtle PEZ..
me Invent ..little car..YESH..me am100%
FUN FUN TOKKA TOY COMPANY!!
Me make new Idea..here..see dis!!
Dis new TOKKA Toy!!..called TOKKA
TEDDY!!
April:
HEY,TOKKA..can
you say..COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!..Can
you say..
PLAJIRISM..CAN
YOU say..LAW SUIT??
..FOLX..be sure to spare yirselves the humiliation..DO NOT COME HERE!! BOYCOTT
THE TOKKA TOY FAIR!!
..hoo boy..here we go..
tOkK:
Shuuddup ,Apple Peel O'neil..
NOW..ME
INTRODUCE 2 U..BWAND NEW TOY COCEPT!! 100% TOKKA idea!! Yesh..me
make by self!! MOUSEE..PRINCESS LEEEA,bring out NEW TOYS!!..YESH..me introdooose
2 yooo..
TEENAGE MOONTANT
NINJUH TOKKA!!
YESH!! This tolly original!! Boys n' Girls LUV ..TEENAGE MOOTANT NINJUH TOKKA!!
See..NINJA
fight BAD Guy..see..MAMAW n' BEBOP fight BAD TURTLES n' BATTLE DROID go.."WWOOO
WOOOO ..GRRRR..ME GET YOO!!" see..RED Gaurd goo.."DUH.." den
FAT TURTLE try eat BEBOP..JA JA play basket ball wit' Ninja
Turtles!!.SEE MAMAW PROTECT GALAXSEE from NINJA TURTLE!!..THEN have
'lil car 2 drive !! SEE ORIGINAL IDEEEA!!
Crowd: GRaah.. .. i'm Going home..o' this is crap..
..hey those are min!! .. ..
LAW SUIT..LAW SUIT..LAW SUIT!!
Fugitoid:
This
is assenine!!
What are you,
Spores tryin' ta pull here!?
Biggs: Hey, These are Star Wars and Ninja turtles Toys!!
Ya know
son,I work for Mr.Lucas..I'm going to tell him about this!! ..yir ass is
gonna be sued to
heckenbejesus !!
Shredder:
STOP
STOP!!
STOP THIS
NOW!!
OUT!! OUT!!
Leia:
Busted..gimmee my 200 bucks!!
Pit Droid:
Hey,
Mistah..dis
Toitle is
cool..can
I have it??
Gaurd:
..i've been looking for one of these ..
April:
Burn,YIR ARE SO STOOPIT!!..by the way..yir Ex-Wife called..she sez YOU owe her 56 months back CHILD SUPPORT..I hope you ROT!!..YEAH..you could fire me..BUT where in N.Y.C. are you gonna find a reporter that is gonna work fer your CRAPASS Station..CHANNEL 6 is the worst station in the metro Area..heck..QVC at 3:30 in the mornin' gets better rateings than channel 6 !!
April:
HEY..Shredder again!! Gee..I would never have guessed!!
tOkKa:
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