Abner Cadaver:

Hey,KATs n'
CORPSES,Guyz n' Goulz..it yir ol' PAL Abner
Cadaver..Comin' at ya live FROM CRAP central ta GIVE to YOU my FREEKY Amigoes..the latest DANCE CRAZE sweepin' the GLOBE:
the
TOKEE-Pokey!!..
actually deads n' dudettes..the CADAV-Man is behind on his Alamony payments..n' this was the only payin' gig this dead D.J.could find!!

OK!! IS EVERY BODY READY ta Play our GAME??

 

TOKKA,RAHZAR,MOUSEE,

Honeycutt..??
are ya ready ta play??

Fugitoid:

OK..NOW..WHY AM I HERE??..Is it because the Triceratons set you up?? REALLY..What?? Tell me!!

..err..AWRIGHT!!..
also joinin' us are Fugitoid,TATSU,
and a
little man
who works for Santa!!
Are you ready,TATSU
n' little man??

Little Man:

..i'm an Elf,silly..

Tatsu:

NNNGGH!!

Errr..ELF..errr..I'll take that as a YES!!..OK..lets do THE

TOKKEE-Pokey !!

tOkKa:

LALALA

Fugitoid:

OK!! OK..NOW..STOP..LOOK..
I'm LEAVING!!..

I've tried to make you listen..but you WON'T
..I used to be a POLITE Servo..until I started SHOWING up in these COMIX..which AREN'T EVEN legal ANYWAY..NOW I'm CRANKY I wanna go HOME!!

GOOD BYE!!

Fugi:

This is ASSENINE..look I do NOT WANT TO BE HERE!!

~~**Ya put yir
Right arm
in..ya take yir right
arm OUT..Put that
RIGHT ARM in
n' ya Shaker her all about!!

Ya do That
TOKKEE-POKEY n' ya Twirl yirself around..that'z what TOKKA'z
all
ABOUT!!

~~**

 

 

 

..

FINE..go on,LUG NUT!!..TOKK n'
Rahz are havin' a good time..even TATSU..BUT it okks like MOUSEE
wants a 'lil SNACK!!

 

~~**

Elf:

Whee!!

Tatsu:

GRRRNNGH!!

Tatsu:

NNGH!!

Elf:

O' NOOO!!

~~**

NOW..put that left leg in..put that left leg out..put that left leg in..NOW shake her all about!!

NOW..ya do that

TOKKEE-POKEY n' ya twirl yirself around!!

~~**

AND thatz WHAT TOKKA'z all ABOUT!!

tOkK:

YIPPIE!!

Rahzar:

YAHOOOWWWL!!

 

YES!! That'z what
TOKKA'z
all about!!

~~**

Well Folx..a little Humiliation comes with the Territory..but BY FAR..this is the MOST F8cked up GIG this Dead DUDE has ever seen..MAKES YOU HOPE THERE IS A HELL..hey..I KNOW!!
ANYWAY..I'm takin' my $2500 & splitin' CUZ I gotta DATE wit' Marie Antoinette n' Ya know how she gets if yir late..OFF WIT' MY HEAD!! ..well I'd say it's been SWELL ..but KATS n' CRADADS..this TOTALLY SUCKED!! This has been ABNER CADAVER!! OUT!!

Tatsu:

UNGAH BUNGA!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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