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jueves, junio 26, 2003
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Matthew14850: hi
Auto response from tOkKAb2: ..i'm multitasking and am in the other room..
if you get this message.. hang on for a second so i can jump on the
comp n' type to ya..
Matthew14850: how r u
tOkKAb2: froggy!!
Matthew14850: ok bye
tOkKAb2: huh??
Matthew14850: sorry
tOkKAb2: hi!!
tOkKAb2: o'??
Matthew14850: how r u
tOkKAb2: i'm chippey..!!
tOkKAb2: you??
tOkKAb2: how you??
Matthew14850: good
tOkKAb2: like pie??
Matthew14850: me
tOkKAb2: yes..
Matthew14850: u see jasen?
tOkKAb2: no.. he's at pie..
Matthew14850: oh
tOkKAb2: you see Hulk??
Matthew14850: u r pig
Matthew14850: my dog happy
Matthew14850: i like t.e.
tOkKAb2: ..i like pot belly pig..
tOkKAb2: my pig happy..
tOkKAb2: i like rice!!
Matthew14850: how work?
Matthew14850: my frog happy jump
tOkKAb2: work happy jump!!
tOkKAb2: i popped a zit
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: frog happy??
Matthew14850: yeah
tOkKAb2: what he say>??
Matthew14850: noter
tOkKAb2: 'noter' ??
tOkKAb2: really??
Matthew14850: my brithday aug 11 summer
Matthew14850: m come my house
tOkKAb2: 'M'??
tOkKAb2: Marie>>??
tOkKAb2: is that her name??
tOkKAb2: what she like??
Matthew14850: i k
tOkKAb2: ik??
tOkKAb2: iiiiik??
Matthew14850: on friday bowling
tOkKAb2: .. bowling for tapioca??
tOkKAb2: o that's right!!
Matthew14850: O:-)
tOkKAb2: 'The Tapioca Tournament of
Roses Bowlathon n' Prawn Bake'!!
Matthew14850: cool
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: want some of my tapioca??
Matthew14850: oh
Matthew14850: you dog happy
tOkKAb2: ??
tOkKAb2: yes.. i'm a dog.. and i am happy!!
Matthew14850: your dog happy pet
tOkKAb2: .. yes i am happy pet dog..
tOkKAb2: i love slippers!!
Matthew14850: me too
tOkKAb2: ..REALLY??
tOkKAb2: You love slippers too??!!
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: :-)
tOkKAb2: your a happy puppy too??
Matthew14850: oh
tOkKAb2: ~~
tOkKAb2: oh??
Matthew14850: O:-)8-):-)
tOkKAb2: o'
tOkKAb2: w00f!!
tOkKAb2: W00f!!
tOkKAb2: i love..
tOkKAb2: trousers..
Matthew14850: u like bowling
Matthew14850: me too
tOkKAb2: yes!! Puppy bowling!!
Matthew14850: i ear woof
tOkKAb2: EAR WOOF??!!
tOkKAb2: really??
tOkKAb2: lie..
tOkKAb2: Air Wolf??
Matthew14850: yes
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: Wolves fly??
Matthew14850: my house w tv i ear woof
tOkKAb2: .. you hav a woof on your ear?!
tOkKAb2: really??
tOkKAb2: doesn't that hurt??
Matthew14850: no
tOkKAb2: no?
tOkKAb2: no blood??
Matthew14850: you good work
tOkKAb2: .. i try..
tOkKAb2: thanks!!
tOkKAb2: :-)
tOkKAb2: i'm good at pooping too!!
tOkKAb2: ..i like pooping..
tOkKAb2: that way i can read good magazines!!
Matthew14850: my new job work comp
tOkKAb2: ~!!
tOkKAb2: really??
Matthew14850: name tim
tOkKAb2: the comp is named 'TIM'??
Matthew14850: yes
tOkKAb2: ..so the computer is named 'Tim'..
does he talk like a robot??
Matthew14850: yes
tOkKAb2: .. does he like tapioca??
tOkKAb2: Robot's love Tapioca..
tOkKAb2: !!
Matthew14850: me
tOkKAb2: your a robot??
Matthew14850: yes
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: YOU LIKE TAPIOCA?!
tOkKAb2: ROBOTS JUST LOVE TAPIOCA!!
tOkKAb2: I KNEW A ROBOT!!
Matthew14850: how
tOkKAb2: and he said.. " I AM A ROBOT!! TAPIOCA COMPUTES!!'
tOkKAb2: HOW??
tOkKAb2: very well!!
tOkKAb2: we were like ..
tOkKAb2: this close
tOkKAb2: THISCLOSE!!
Matthew14850: what colose
tOkKAb2: .. 'colose' is like nearer but not FARTHER.. yet kinda distant..
tOkKAb2: 'Close' is near by..
tOkKAb2: ??
Matthew14850: your email?
tOkKAb2: yes,, it's nice isn't it..it's.. BLUELIGHT!!
Matthew14850: your tOkKAb2@ aol or netscape?
tOkKAb2: no
tOkKAb2: tOkKAb2@mybluelight.com
tOkKAb2: that it
tOkKAb2: or monkeywoman
Matthew14850: oh
Matthew14850: i see
Matthew14850: =-O
tOkKAb2: .. see what??
tOkKAb2: the monkey woman??
Matthew14850: my comp yahoo
Matthew14850: email
tOkKAb2: .. YAAHHOOOO'
tOkKAb2: MOUNTAIN DEW!!
tOkKAb2: email
Matthew14850: v funnig:-D
tOkKAb2: v funnig??
tOkKAb2: like the mormons??
Matthew14850: oh
Matthew14850: new brunswickzone on friday
cosmic 10:00pm
tOkKAb2: oo!!
tOkKAb2: Is that in Maypoville??
Matthew14850: u k 999 north -- drive
tOkKAb2: ??
tOkKAb2: where that??
tOkKAb2: offf BrooksnDUNN??
Matthew14850: colorado springs
tOkKAb2: in the Prattallunes??
Matthew14850: yes
Matthew14850: u see map
tOkKAb2: i see ..
tOkKAb2: yes.. the treasure..is.. THERE~~
tOkKAb2: !!
Matthew14850: u want pk up my jeep?
Matthew14850: on friday
tOkKAb2: that'd be real heavy.. i don;t know..
tOkKAb2: did you ask the Hulk??
Matthew14850: ok
Matthew14850: i hop
tOkKAb2: hop??
tOkKAb2: like the Hulk??
tOkKAb2: he hops~~!!
tOkKAb2: BIG!!
tOkKAb2: Big hops!!
Matthew14850: yes
Matthew14850: im good bowling fun me8-)
Matthew14850: hello
tOkKAb2: yes
tOkKAb2: do you poop big??
tOkKAb2: i know the Hulk does
tOkKAb2: .. do you??
Matthew14850: yes
Matthew14850: my email sand
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: w0w!!
Matthew14850: i got going bed
tOkKAb2: you poop big.. and you send sand in your emails!!
tOkKAb2: ok!!
Matthew14850: good n
tOkKAb2: good poop!!
Matthew14850: i see u friday
tOkKAb2: see you poop!!
Matthew14850: bye
tOkKAb2: :-) p00py!!
Matthew14850: sksk
tOkKAb2: bve!!
tOkKAb2: poopoopoop
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tOkKAb2: sksksksksksks
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martes, junio 24, 2003
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barringer719: hey tokka
Auto response from tOkKAb2: ..
tOkKAb2: .. ???
barringer719: how are u
tOkKAb2: dippy
barringer719: u know this sat i fly to calif
tOkKAb2: why>??
barringer719: see uncle paul
barringer719: i back to july 6
tOkKAb2: happy birthday!!
barringer719: i am serious
tOkKAb2: happy serious!!~
barringer719: u are ok
tOkKAb2: happy ok!!
barringer719: when i back to colorado maybe u
and i see T3
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: ok!!
tOkKAb2: happy T3~!!~~
barringer719: u know Terminator 3 the
raise of machine
tOkKAb2: yeh.. they RAISE THEM??
tOkKAb2: RAISE??
tOkKAb2: REALLY??
tOkKAb2: where??
tOkKAb2: do they raise them on a farm??
tOkKAb2: .. is it like 'Raising Arizona' ??
barringer719: machine
tOkKAb2: .. i don't think Arizona was a machine th0' ..
barringer719: terminaix is girl
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: Wow.. she kills Termites too??
barringer719: some
tOkKAb2: DAMM!! WOW!!~
barringer719: i not see yet
tOkKAb2: REALLY??
tOkKAb2: she kill ants??
tOkKAb2: and spiders>??
tOkKAb2: huh??
barringer719: she try kill john connor
tOkKAb2: yeh.. he was always in the wood work..
tOkKAb2: .. they tryed Raid once.. but it only gave him headaches..
tOkKAb2: hmm
tOkKAb2: maybe one of those 'John Conner' Motels??
tOkKAb2: you think that will work??
barringer719: u know linda hamilon as sarah connor won't in T3
tOkKAb2: she won't what??
tOkKAb2: Raise??
tOkKAb2: .. Raise what ?? Money??
tOkKAb2: o no.. she is at the Bake Sale!!
barringer719: u know she in T1 and T2 remember
tOkKAb2: yeh.. she sold little 'Terminator house' cookies remember??
tOkKAb2: she got like 20 $$
tOkKAb2: total!!
tOkKAb2: Remember??
barringer719: she is broke
tOkKAb2: ..o yeh.. she broke her arm baking brownies..
tOkKAb2: i remember..
barringer719: u are crazy so muchhhhhhhhhhhhh
tOkKAb2: she now lives in a Trailer park with..
tOkKAb2: 'The 'Beast..'
tOkKAb2: "THE BEAST"
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: he's fat now..
barringer719: i remember old
tOkKAb2: to many gyros..
barringer719: tv
tOkKAb2: yeh..
tOkKAb2: he watches TV all the time..
tOkKAb2: and he beats her,,
tOkKAb2: so she shoots him..
tOkKAb2: well .. just to ..'Rile him up a bit'
tOkKAb2: ya KNOW
tOkKAb2: .. he's so fat and lazy anymore..
tOkKAb2: the beast needs work..
tOkKAb2: ..prolly he should go work..
tOkKAb2: ..at the Carnival..
barringer719: u know what i see some tv
tOkKAb2: he could be the scary monster in the Fun House.. WOW!!
tOkKAb2: You saw some TV??
tOkKAb2: 'SOME'??
tOkKAb2: wow
tOkKAb2: i saw alot!!
barringer719: yeah
tOkKAb2: i saw He-man on TV today..
barringer719: i was 15 years old
tOkKAb2: .. you was??
tOkKAb2: so was i !!
tOkKAb2: w0w!1
barringer719: yeah
tOkKAb2: how about that?? ..
tOkKAb2: we were both 15
tOkKAb2: wow!!
barringer719: u older than me ?
tOkKAb2: yeh.. i'm 635~~
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: i'm a
tOkKAb2: ghost!!
tOkKAb2: B00!!
tOkKAb2: HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAAHAHAHA
tOkKAb2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA
barringer719: nice try
tOkKAb2: AHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAH
tOkKAb2: damm
tOkKAb2: you older than me..
tOkKAb2: you 80979769
49343223
tOkKAb2: you ghost
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: HAAHAHAHAHAHA
tOkKAb2: AHAHAAHAHAHA
tOkKAb2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tOkKAb2: AAHAHAHAH
barringer719: i am 300 old years i ma highlander
tOkKAb2: Grr..
tOkKAb2: i'm not gay!!
tOkKAb2: >:o
barringer719: i have sword i am highlander
tOkKAb2: .. yeh.. he's gay..
barringer719: shut up
tOkKAb2: ..chop off my head!!
tOkKAb2: Ch0p\\
tOkKAb2: ow!!
tOkKAb2: now i can't pee
tOkKAb2: or procreate!!
tOkKAb2: take all my power
tOkKAb2: N00000000oooo!!
barringer719: hahaahahahahah
tOkKAb2: AAAHHH
tOkKAb2: ..i'm dead
tOkKAb2: ,,
tOkKAb2: -
tOkKAb2: -
tOkKAb2: :-X
barringer719: ahhhhhhhhhh i have a power
tOkKAb2: ..yeh.. you have 'Annoying a55 head power'!!
tOkKAb2: gogo
tOkKAb2: Power Ranger!!
tOkKAb2: A55 head Zord.. aCTIVATE!!
barringer719: oh u dope head
tOkKAb2: .. oo dopey..
tOkKAb2: ..Sneezy
tOkKAb2: Bashful
tOkKAb2: Doc
tOkKAb2: Pokey
tOkKAb2: Shadow
tOkKAb2: Inky
tOkKAb2: Pinky
tOkKAb2: Blinky
tOkKAb2: Clyde!!
barringer719: u are awfuk
tOkKAb2: see!!
tOkKAb2: AWFuk??
tOkKAb2: BAD WORD@@!!
tOkKAb2: AAAAKKK!!
tOkKAb2: bad boy!!
barringer719: awful
tOkKAb2: you go hell!!
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: w/ me!!
tOkKAb2: HAHAHAAHHAAH
tOkKAb2: AJHAHAHAHH
AAHHA
tOkKAb2: :-*
barringer719: nice try
tOkKAb2: .. i tryed what??
tOkKAb2: i try..
tOkKAb2: ARBY's??
tOkKAb2: no way..
barringer719: u can't beat me
tOkKAb2: they have icky Roast beef
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: ICKY
tOkKAb2: .. beat you??
tOkKAb2: with what??
tOkKAb2: ARBY's??
tOkKAb2: hell..
tOkKAb2: ARBY's will kill you!!
tOkKAb2: Horsey Sauce..= Satan
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: ARB-Q
tOkKAb2: EWWWWWWww..
tOkKAb2: killer
tOkKAb2: poison..
barringer719: i have power then arby
tOkKAb2: You made of Afganistan Whale meat!!
barringer719: i am Duncan McLeod
tOkKAb2: .. you am Ronald Mc Donald..
tOkKAb2: of the clan.. Mc Donalds..
barringer719: i chop your head (cheaaaccck)
tOkKAb2: .. no..
tOkKAb2: you chop onions for Big Mac!!
barringer719: i stole your head now u not have head
tOkKAb2: .. i'm NOT GAY!~!
barringer719: maybe u not read i say
tOkKAb2: say what??
tOkKAb2: ..well??
tOkKAb2: ..
tOkKAb2: i'm bi-
tOkKAb2: noculars..
tOkKAb2: GEEPERS CREEPERS
tOkKAb2: ..wher'd ya get them peepers??
tOkKAb2: Geepers creepers..
tOkKAb2: where'd ya get them eyes??
tOkKAb2: WAIT..
tOkKAb2: THOSE ARE MY GRAMMA's EYES!!
tOkKAb2: EEWWWW..
tOkKAb2: gross!!
barringer719: u are crazy
tOkKAb2: no.. i'm bi-
tOkKAb2: nicular
barringer719: u are bi sexual :o
oh no i not gay
tOkKAb2: ..i'm bi-polar
tOkKAb2: i have sex with polar bears and penguins!!
tOkKAb2: WAAK
tOkKAb2: WAK
tOkKAb2: penguin
barringer719: gross
tOkKAb2: wait,,
tOkKAb2: i'm not gay!!
barringer719: gross
tOkKAb2: gross..
tOkKAb2: your so gross..
tOkKAb2: you like Bulk
barringer719: u sex with venus de milo
tOkKAb2: u sex w/ Bulk
barringer719: no i sex with venus william tennis
tOkKAb2: no you sex w/ Gertie..
tOkKAb2: the 64 year old Meter Maid who is actually..
tOkKAb2: a..
tOkKAb2: BEAR!!
tOkKAb2: She's a grizzly!!
tOkKAb2: GRAAAAHR!!
tOkKAb2: she eat you!@!@
barringer719: no i sex with whoopi goldberg
tOkKAb2: >?!>!
tOkKAb2: Jumpin Jack Flash??
tOkKAb2: you..Jumpin,Jack??
barringer719: hahahaahahahaha
tOkKAb2: but i thought you were Jasen?>>?
tOkKAb2: Jumpin Jasen Flash..
barringer719: my name is Duncan McLeod
tOkKAb2: .. my name is Bobert..
tOkKAb2: but you can call me Bob..
tOkKAb2: or you can call me Rob..
tOkKAb2: or you can call me..
tOkKAb2: bobby
barringer719: no no i call ya bart
tOkKAb2: .. you can't call me..
tOkKAb2: I'm online!!
tOkKAb2: HAHA
tOkKAb2: i only have 1
tOkKAb2: line!!
tOkKAb2: HAHAHAAA
tOkKAb2: a55
tOkKAb2: HAHA
tOkKAb2: HAHAHA
barringer719: nice try bart
tOkKAb2: D'oh!!
barringer719: hahahaahaahahahahaahaahhaahahahahahahahah
tOkKAb2: grr..
tOkKAb2: BRAT!!
barringer719: brat no boogerbartbrain
tOkKAb2: ??
tOkKAb2: .. that wasn't funny,,
tOkKAb2: you dingbat
barringer719: hey dork head cheer up
tOkKAb2: ..no
tOkKAb2: i'm sad
tOkKAb2: ,, not happy
tOkKAb2: ??
tOkKAb2: why??
tOkKAb2: you happy??
barringer719: awwww u have not girl
barringer719: i feel good felicia and i not friend anymore
tOkKAb2: well i have a 'Knot Girl' .. she's made out of Pretzils!!
tOkKAb2: .. so you are happy??
barringer719: u remember felicia she deaf u meet at ppcc
tOkKAb2: yes.. she deaf.. i meet her ppcc
tOkKAb2: you see my PP??
tOkKAb2: ewww
tOkKAb2: ..
tOkKAb2: hey!!
tOkKAb2: are you happy??
barringer719: but she is mean for now
barringer719: no
tOkKAb2: .. she is mean for now.. she'll be nicer when she is less bitchy..
tOkKAb2: you are sad??
barringer719: yeah
tOkKAb2: sorry..
tOkKAb2: i'm sorry..
tOkKAb2: here.. here's 5 bucks..
tOkKAb2: go rent a porn
barringer719: she load my CD then she never give me back
tOkKAb2: .. she loades it??
tOkKAb2: with what??
tOkKAb2: what she load it with??
tOkKAb2: P00??
barringer719: my CD
tOkKAb2: she pooed on your CD..!!
barringer719: Alicia Keys
tOkKAb2: That's awful..!!
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: o no!!
tOkKAb2: She pooed on alicia keys..
tOkKAb2: no way!!
barringer719: that's my Cd
tOkKAb2: Poo??
barringer719: hello u are wake up
tOkKAb2: .. i am 'Wake up'??
barringer719: very important
tOkKAb2: what is?? poo??
tOkKAb2: yes.. Poo is very important..
tOkKAb2: we all must poo..
tOkKAb2: or we would explode!!
barringer719: hey u go work ppcc?
tOkKAb2: .. that 's be icky!!
barringer719: tomorrow
tOkKAb2: today>??
tOkKAb2: tommorow
tOkKAb2: yes
tOkKAb2: yes i do
tOkKAb2: ..
barringer719: when u day off
tOkKAb2: pooday
barringer719: what?????
tOkKAb2: yes
barringer719: not play when u day off
tOkKAb2: .. when i tell you..
tOkKAb2: i don't knwo
tOkKAb2: actually
tOkKAb2: typo day
tOkKAb2: i think
tOkKAb2: yeh
tOkKAb2: typo
tOkKAb2: that on Friday
tOkKAb2: yeh
tOkKAb2: friday
tOkKAb2: ok
barringer719: u want over my house ?
barringer719: on fri
tOkKAb2: Oh oh my goodness
I didn't know I was here on the toilet..
Do you know my name? (Can't go wrong when you try)
Alwayz got to try to squeese the Charmin..
No matter how long that sh1t take.. SH1T TAKES SO LONG..
Yeah, yeah
Uh ..uhhh..uhhhh.. get out of me sh7t..
tOkKAb2: i want over ??
tOkKAb2: where??
barringer719: my place i want give u gift for u
tOkKAb2: gift of what??
barringer719: star wars
tOkKAb2: give me gift for me>??
tOkKAb2: Star Wars ??
barringer719: yes
tOkKAb2: i like star Wrs..
tOkKAb2: ..my frog go 'RIP'
barringer719: i ask u u want over my place on fri
tOkKAb2: ok
tOkKAb2: .. can i bring frog??
tOkKAb2: he play nice
tOkKAb2: he has 4 eyes
barringer719: u have frog
tOkKAb2: .. ok !!
barringer719: ok
tOkKAb2: ok..
tOkKAb2: happy frog
tOkKAb2: he say..'Rip'
tOkKAb2: :-P
tOkKAb2: i had sex with him..
barringer719: ewww
tOkKAb2: .. mmmm
tOkKAb2: Frog legs has a whole new meaning..
tOkKAb2: mmmmm
tOkKAb2: 'Frogs Legs'
tOkKAb2: joke
tOkKAb2: or was i??
tOkKAb2: HAHAHAHA
tOkKAb2: AHAHAHAHAH
tOkKAb2: AHAHAHAHAa
barringer719: u not joke u are dirty joke
tOkKAb2: 3 pigs fell in a mud hole..
tOkKAb2: HAHAHAHA
tOkKAb2: AHAHAH
tOkKAb2: that's funny!!
tOkKAb2: AHAHAHA
barringer719: bye
barringer719: i go bed
tOkKAb2: ok..
tOkKAb2: i need go too..
tOkKAb2: all these paint fumes kill my head..
tOkKAb2: besides.. i need go to my Blogg and pretend to exploit you..
tOkKAb2: ok
tOkKAb2: ??
tOkKAb2: :-)
barringer719: go bed
tOkKAb2: l8r
tOkKAb2: ~~
tOkKAb2: Bye
tOkKAb2: Frog
tOkKAb2: !!
tOkKAb2: don't forget to say goodnight to your p00p for me..
tOkKAb2: .. tell Alicia i said.. "Poo oop cachoo"
tOkKAb2: night,,
barringer719: bad night
tOkKAb2: GRRR!!
tOkKAb2: >:o
tOkKAb2: a55
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lunes, junio 23, 2003
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.. holee.. i think i just saw a good movie Satuerday.. and like all the movies i tend to fall in love with..there will be a legion of fan-boy purists with 10 bajillion points on why the show was bad compared to your one why you really likes it.. gees.. can't even go out anymore to have "FUN" without a bunch of pretentious f7ck wads picking at every tiny little thing. Some Americans are so spoiled they gotta create thier own problems out of trivial sh7t.. i guess i'm a great one to say anything..i solder myself.. 8(
.. at least i found Casey Jones and April.. at Target store on Sunday.. but they were lacking big fat "HUN", Dippey Spadooey, and a block of Ice on the racks so.. i was really confused..& sad cuz Hun was the one i really wanted.. o' well ..i gotta a belated B-day present to mail today.. wait.. it's 2:50 A.M. .. i'll go smeck my head into a wall so i can get rest.. need go sch00' early as me can..
.. tOkK SMASH!! .. ** &*^*&^*^&*^&****##$$%^%$##
.. >v<