1/2-wit
in three-quarters of a half Shell.
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PORTRAIT
OF tOkKa ® 
The schizo Snappin' Turtle!
VITAL tOkKTISTICS:
Accessories:Snappin' Scimitar, Choppin' Chuks,Sicko Sai, Big
Bad Stick, Belly Bustin' Belt (keeps his guts in n' his pants up),Naggin'
Mawmmy,Portable Pharmacy,Chip on his Shoulder,Monkey on his back,Bite-size
baby bits of 'BooBerry' Cereal,Tiger on his tail
Favorite
Master: Super Shredder (makes Julian Fries in 15 differant ways!!)
Favorite Food: Mashed-up Mutant Land Turtles!
Age: 2 mutant years old (million-bajiollonthousand seconds),2.98
klirps in Dimension X years
tOkKa
is just a big baby at heart. But.. beware of his beastly brainless baby
bite! Using stolen Retromutagen Ooze taken from the movie,
"The Secret of the Ooze," ol' Shredhead created
this generic junior to combat the Green Teens..n' make life
for turtle-tirdie-nerdies a 'tip-toe thru' the tulips'. Raised by a
pack of wild televisions..he really polishes as he cleans. Like any
good sinister son, tOkKa will do anything to please Shredder and
become a full grown member of the Foot Clan. That's right!! tOkKa's
still growing!! And every time this spiked-shelled sea turtle sees the
Turtles, it makes him see sick..Chicken of the Sea and a Colonel
Sanders sadist. This bulgin' baby doesn't permit to seek out the
Turtles in the sewers.. so he scours the shelves at his friendly neiborhood
K-mart (He once got stuck in a manhole as the Turtles teased
and tickled his sewer-soaked soles.) Yeh,tOkKa takes to the
streets, tearing down telephone poles and soppin' up-popculture with
his muggly-buggly friends,Rahzar n' Mikey. But tOkK's
a real retaliatin' reptile! Gripping his sinister scimitar and choppin'
chuks, tOkKa's a terrorizin' tike who's trapped in his terrible
twos! Now the Turtles are up against one schizo sicko who snaps..besides,
he's number 2 ..so he tries harder !!
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